Sold a genesis on Amazon a few weeks ago to this woman, sent the item and tracking, and now she is pissed off at me because it's too big to leave at her doorstep and has to pick it up at the post office. You know...I honestly don't know why people can't be more fucking patient...
Its her fucking fault its too big for her doorstep so you shouldn't worry about some bitch's problem.
Not your problem bro, you sent the item, it arrived. Your part of the transaction was completed. If she doesn't like it tell her to go fuck herself.
Some people are fat lazy idiots. Oh.....no......, cant..........reach.........remote.........must.........use.........legs.............*huff* Huff*..........*PLOP*.........Awwwww......My......excersize......for........the.......month......is .......done........
It's not patience, it's laziness. I find it funny how people drive their car down the block to burger king to order a double cheeseburger instead of walking there. god forbid she has to drive to the post office to pick up a package... oh no.
It is amazing how she thinks you have the power to shrink a genesis down to a smaller size so it can be left on her doorstep. I mean, what does she expect? You to apologise for not breaking the laws of physics and shrinking the package with the power of your mind?
I say you include a ziploc bag filled with your own feces in the box with the Genesis as a free gift.
It is a pity you dont have any of those Gachapon mini Sega things. You could totally have sent her one of them in an envelope accompanied by the letter "That small enough? Lazy bitch."
Son of a bitch...She just sent a complaint to Amazon saying she didn't get the item yet...This is going to get messy
The excitement of the internet. It kind of scares me, because people are crazy enough to kill you over stupid shit like that. Or maybe I'm just a puss.
