Scary, and yet quite amusing, will have to dig out the plethora of old mobile phones i have and give that a try, could be a interesting party trick!
What is under the table? Does anyone bother asking that? Someone probably stuck a hotplate underneath it. Those teenagers.
Is that all you think about? having someone take a dump on you? lol Man it is a sad world when the word hotplate is recognized more for a stupid urban legend that some stoner kid thought up, instead of its proper meaning....