And you thought your job was bad...

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  1. ASSEMbler

    ASSEMbler Administrator Staff Member

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  3. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    OMG! Health & Safety would go utterly ape-shit in the UK over that. They shut you down for a fortnight if you infringe upon any serious issue. That press would be sufficient to close the place down until further notice :DOH:

    And the comment.... could be worse.... what could be? The fact it went all the way to the floor? lol :eek:h:
     
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    Blimey.. and i thought my job was bad...
     
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    cahaz Guardian of the Forum

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    i don't understand, wtf is going on?
     
  6. Mr. Casual

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    Well, at least they get to sit down.
     
  7. ASSEMbler

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    what is happening is instead of having one person press the pot, move it to the next part of the press, and then out, they have six people to speed up the process.. this involves removal of the press safety guards., and crouching under the 100 ton press....
     
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  9. ASSEMbler

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    Depends on if you like sushi. Very, very very fresh and ropey sushi.
     
  10. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    i d rather handle a whale's wang , in contrast with being splattered with some guy named Wang.
     
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  11. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    You seem a little too familiar w/ the texture of killer whale cock.:dance:
     
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  12. ASSEMbler

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    no, just surf clam and hoya....
     
  13. Dr_Slump

    Dr_Slump Intrepid Member

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    He is not risking his life... and I don't find it actually a bad job, but a rather funny one for those who see it first time. And no, I'm not doing this, I've never touched Willy.:lol:
     
  14. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    there's nothing sexually wrong with touching an animal's penis for medical reasons. Think of gynocologists for example and urologists. They are professionals, they take pride in their work and they dont get off by touching genetalia! (hopefully:p )
     
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    But would you find it relatively enjoyable in terms of work? Sure, there's worse work out there, but there's just about always something worse.
     
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    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    well not me personally, but it would depend on the payment wouldn't it? touching animal-dick for loads of cash is ok as long as it doesnt get sexual :p Beats working under a heavy press with your life at danger though.

    Arguably, being a soldier is also a shitty job, considering the dangers and the stress.
     
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    im still unsure what exactly he is looking for on the whales todger? :confused:
     
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    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    he's holding a condom in his other hand. they are wearing the whale a condom (just like horses) so it doesnt fertilize the other whale or something o_O
     
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    Looks more likea sandwich bag???
     
  20. Mark30001

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    indeed xD
     
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