I can't wait to be fighting Arabic pawns of a Russian Ultranationalist who intends to set the world aflame to avenge his mommy leaving his daddy because his mommy found an American who liked Bieber, too. This ruined his life and he must now relive that moment over and over, so the Russian Ultranationalist must now destroy the world and also force the protagonist to listen to Bieber until he remembers that this one time at band camp he met the Russian Ultranationalist and they had sex. And oh yeah, there's a nuke that goes off somewhere and someone somewhere says, "Oh my God, this is the end!" Right before the end of the game. Then you fly a crop duster at a UFO and scream, "TELL MY SONS I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH! ALRIGHT YOU ALIEN ASSHOLES! IN THE WORDS OF MY GENERATION! UP YOOOOURS! C'MON, BABY! C'MON!" Then the camera angle pans away to the Prez in Airforce One. You see the screen say, "Press RT to salute." Except you're playing on PC. You start mashing keys like mad trying to find what key corresponds to RT, but it's too late. That brave American hero dies crashing into an alien craft and YOU did not salute. You get no second chance, you get no second life, you get no alternative. You officially get the bad ending where the aliens shoot the cropduster down and the game ends with you running screaming away from a horde of aliens led by Russian Ultranationalists. If you had hit the RT, you would have gotten the best ending. Where the cropduster flies through the alien ship, busting a hole in it, and flies out the other side screaming, "OH MY GOD! I'M ALIVE!" American flags flap everywhere, swelling music rises up as the alien ships crash down and the Russian Ultranationalists who were on board all come bursting out, squealing and screaming like aliens. After the credits, the last remaining aliens crawl their way to safety and along with the bruised and broke Russian Ultranationalist leader victim of Bieber, they reach for their communicator. "The first wave is down. I repeat, the aliens are down. Send in Waves 2, 3, 4, and 5, I repeat, send in the ninjas, the robots, the pirates, and the zombies. We must end this today!" Battlefield 4: Current Conflict 2: Secret Ops: The Bieber Effect. Featuring the Musical Stylings of Kellie Pickler and John Travolta. Voice acting including such stars as Lindsey Lohan as Constant Squadmate and Lover, Hottie McNottie; David Letterman as Russian Ultranationalist Vladmir Varavov; Howard Stern as President Howard Stern; Oprah as Fleet Admiral Oprah; Justin Bieber as the Bieber-obsessed rogue AI, B-Br; and Nicholas Cage as Hobo #24566 and flyer of the Crop Duster that Ends the War. This game is coming out on every system ever made. Including PC, NES, SNES, Game Boy, GBC, GBA, Atari's of all numbers and varieties, TurboGrafix 16, Turbo Duo, N64, N64 DD, PS1, 2, 3, 4, Wii, Wii U, Gamecube, Virtual Boy, Sega Master System, Sega Genesis, 32X, Sega CD, Sega CD 32x (even more blast processing and advanced audio!), Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, DS, 3DS, iOS, Android, BB10, Windows App Store, Windows Phone 6.5, Windows Phone 7, Windows Phone 8, Zune HD, Neo Geo and accessories, Phillips CDi, 3DO, Atari Jaguar, Xbox, Xbox 360, next Xbox, and Google Chrome App Store. Hell, pick up an Etch-a-Sketch and you'll probably find it there, too! The first level comes with the game. Every other level is only $14.99/800 points to purchase and add to your game. Only EA gives you the power to choose how many levels you buy into with our exciting new sequel the award-winning Battlefield series. Multiplayer requires you to purchase a $10 multiplayer pass that allows you entry into the wondrous online arena for 24 hours. Subsequent passes will only cost you $9 for 24 additional hours of multiplayer! Preorder today to get a bonus ribbon tied around the end of your rifle. It can be any one of a dozen colors, but 99% of the time you will get pink. If you want to try your luck again, you can pay $10 into the microtransaction store to roll the dice and change the ribbon color to something new. Though you probably won't win. Also available will be an I-Win Button for $200, a profanity filter for $25 per year, and robots to collect new Battlefield resources to speed up your harvesting of materials on the battlefield. With these materials, you can craft new ammo for the weapons you carry onto the Battlefield. That's right! Ammo is not given to you. You must go and craft it! Welcome to the future! Welcome... to Battlefield 4: Current Conflict 2: Secret Ops: The Bieber Effect! Coming 15 days before Call of Duty Day sometime in October! This is the year we get 'em! Really! By user HisDivineOrder from the TR forums, pretty much a perfect summary of all that's fucked up about current war FPS titles