Best crazy person telemarketer phone call.

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  1. ASSEMbler

    ASSEMbler Administrator Staff Member

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    Reminds me of when I worked at EB and people wanted to bring back open PC software because their computer isn't up to par :rolleyes:
     
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    My Grandma sent money to one of those "Help the Children" things in the mail once, and now she gets 50 of them a day, plus tons of phone calls.

    Now THATS harassment. She claims someone even sold her information, too, so all those people could try to get money.

    Those people are more persistent than porno pop ups in IE.
     
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    I like how those pop-ups completely shit fuck my browser.
     
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    You should get a telemarketer killer box, it goes between the wall and phone.

    [FONT=Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica]"The Anti-Telemarketer Phone Gateway (ATPG) is a little interface device that plugs into any standard wall phone jack. You then plug your telephone into the other side of the ATPG. When the ATPG detects an incoming call, it doesn't make your phone ring -- instead, it immediately and silently "picks up" the line and delivers the following digitally recorded voice message:[/FONT] [FONT=Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica]"Hello. You have reached a line that does not accept telemarketing calls. If you are a telemarketer, you are instructed to place this number on your dont-call list, and hang up now. Anyone else may press (X) now to be connected"[/FONT]


    [FONT=Trebuchet MS, Arial, Helvetica]Handy little device.
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    ASSEMbler Administrator Staff Member

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    You should be on firefox with adblock plus.

    Say there is a popup from pornohighway.com

    Right click on it, add to adblock.

    add *.pornohighway.com* and it blocks
    all subdomains, and extensions from that site.
    This is very handy with stuff like adds on news sites, since all
    the ads come from one place.
     
  8. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    Well, the defeault is to block popups from all sites. That "disk cleaner" or whatever always gets by. Torrentspy "features" it too, although it's not every hit. Seems somewhat randomized.

    Oh, well. The links to the chicks making out was well worth it.
     
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    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    Listen, you guys please leave my mother alone ....... LOL LOL LOL !!!! Or I will rupture my spleen, what is your name the Police are listening......can you hear those clicks?!
     
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    hmmm we are all laughing of the crazy woman. But it isn´t funny when you once had a "friend" whos cellphone was tapped by the police. And first after 30 seconds of cursing at the police from my side. Then the foggyness, of the coversation to the "friend" was clear.
     
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    Nah, it's still hillarious.
     
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