Britney Spears little sister is pregnant

totally true
there was this one time (when I was still "president" of the student comitee at school) where I proposed to put up a poster that says "Only the ones who dress up likes whores really are whores"
the next day I got called to the principal's office and was out of the student comitee ;X
ohwell, this year we've had a case of about 5 girls offering sex for money in the toilets... great age we're in...

 

And where might this school be?

 

Luxembourg, Europe
if this keeps going on, 1 or 2 years from now we'll see pre-teens doing that too.

 

Some airports have that problem...

 

Define "problem".

 

Because sometimes it's a senator thats offering!

 

You have to be over 18 to Join my crew

 

wait, did I mention that the girls are aged 13 to 15?

 

Teen girls these days, they're all jailbait...

Now why is that you can marry a 16 yr old (actually you could even marry a 14 yr old in some states) but you cant have sex with her?

Seriously, in these days getting married is way higher in the responsibility-meter than just getting laid.

but for right-wing activists a virgin wife is more important than say, a happy marriage...

Where were those bitches when I was at school? I got the ugliest most frigid girls in the city back then.

 

You can work, pay taxes, leave home, and get your head blown off in Iraq at age 18... but you can't drink until you're 21.

 

Yep, alcohol is a similar case.

And they wonder why teenagers smoke pot all time...

Maybe becos is easier to get than regular cigarettes?

 

And ironically safer than alcohol and and less long-term damaging than tobacco. We don't have fucked up priorities.

 

Tell me about it: the minimum age to drive a car is 16 or less in most states.

How can a teenage be more dangerous smoking or drinking than driving around in a 2-ton car?

 

Just goes to prove the old adage,

You can take the girl out of the trailer park,
but you can't take the trailer park out of the gril.