Can't get laid? Buy a gallon of gas.

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  1. Buyatari

    Buyatari Well Known Member

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    Taemos Officer at Arms

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    How the fuck does a group of girls get addicted to something like smelling gasoline of all things?

    "Hm, it's a bright sunny day outside. I think I will go huff some gas."
     
  3. Buyatari

    Buyatari Well Known Member

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    Ok so kids who are into getting high do whatever they can to get high so I can see that part.

    I want know.
    How does some 50year old guy convince them that the best way for them to sniff gas is by having sex with him.

    Gas isn't exactly hard to find nor is it expensive,illegal to purchase or require an ID. If you don't spill it couldn't 1 gallon last you for I dunno....forever?
     
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    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    wait wait wait, this is wrong. Wasn't cocaine the key to getting chicks in bed?

    PS: it was a group of aboriginal girls. I suspect that they know nothing about drugs and probably thought petrol was the best thing since sliced bread. Can't blame the uneducated for their misfortunes. Clever pervy old fox that guy heh
     
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  5. sven666

    sven666 bad mongo

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    i dont know man, no matter how uneducated you are i think it would be pretty common sense that opening your body to creepy old perves is a bad thing... :shrug:

    tho to be honest it seems such common practice these days that theres hardly any taboo left in prostitution :evil: seems every day you hear about kids fucking for drugs/clothes/cellphones or whatever trivial trinket is new and shiny.
     
  6. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    Seems to me that the only time Aborigini people hit the headlines is when they are involved in something illegal. The rest of the time they are happily allowed to rot out there in the desert having been given the rawest deal.

    It's shameful whatever way you look at it.
     
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    There is a big difference of wanting to temporarily alter your state of consciousness vs. wanting to take yourself back to the mental level of a toddler. I just wanted to clear that up, and hopefully no moderators will take it upon themselves to lock the thread in disagreement.

    The whole situation is pretty disgusting. With the price of petroleum these days, though, at least they got their money's worth :\
     
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    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    Also, the Aborigini shouldn't be, in my view, within the jurisdiction of Australian courts. They have their own ethos and culture and no need for our "fair" justice system - one that sets the legal age of consent much higher than their traditions.

    In support of this view, it suffices to say that these people lived there long before europeans crashed their island. Who does the white man think he is to "rule" these old lands and these people's age-old culture?
     
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    madhatter256 Illustrious Member

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    Sniff some Jenkem...
     
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    Taemos Officer at Arms

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    Oh God...:-(
     
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    Only the broke ass huff gas...
     
  12. Buyatari

    Buyatari Well Known Member

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    Being from America this is the first time I've heard ANY story involving the Aborigini.
     
  13. XxHennersXx

    XxHennersXx I post here on the toilet sometimes.

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    Seriously. I mean, you can get high off like what, 5 USD worth of weed?
     
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    Taucias Site Supporter 2014,2015

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    Probably not in the middle of the desert though.
     
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    Shadowlayer KEEPIN' I.T. REAL!!

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    Well Gas is hard to get in australia. Didnt you guys saw the mad max movies?

    Also, why the aussies never drive to germany? is right to the left in the map!:lol:

    Told you coca plants were a bad idea....
     
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