Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Saurons butt halfway through the first chapter. Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in butt-kicking. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around. There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. Laugh Away!! Don't make me run you over with my Chuck Norris Corvette!
Been posted before, but quite funny. Although SomethingAwful is responsible for the general dumbing down of the Internet and stuff.
Something awful is responsible for the chuck norris stuff? I thought ytmnd.com is.. Nevermind. Conan O'Brien is responsible for his recent internet fame when he started showing random clips from Walker Texas Ranger. I saw each episode of that, they were hilarious!
Yeah, it did start on Conan O Brien. SA makes internet phenomena happen though. YTMND is like SA's little bro site.
"The popular videogame Doom is loosely based on the time satan borrowed a quid from Chuck Norris and forgot to pay him back" Thought that one was pretty good. Don't really understand the whole Chuck Norris thing though.
Thats why its an Internet Phenomena. :thumbsup: Same thing as why typos got popular, like Pwned and etc.
