Neighbours, everybody needs good Neighbours. With a little understanding, you can find the perfect blend. The only perfect blend for my neighbour who lives above me would be for him to find himself in a giant blender with me at the switch. Normal behaviour: Not playing bongo drums ever. My Neighbour: Playing bongo drums on common property outside my door. Sometimes I think that common sense was lost long ago! :livid: Anyone got any other horror stories neighbours near them that you wish could be reprogrammed like a beautiful EPROM?
I hate my neighbors. I saw his orders to get stationed some place else next may come through my office, my wife are thinking about holding a going away party with a banner and everything the day they're moving out, just to be assholes.
It would need to be a pretty damn intense UV light. He's pretty dense. Ha! :congratulatory: You're not assholes if you are countering an asshole! :wink-new:
I have great neighbors If they are gonna throw a loud party with people that may or may not park in my second driveway they will come to my door a notify me about as well as ask if I want to come. On the other side I did have some have bad neighbors. About 5 years ago some one down the street moved in with a psychopathic pit bull , and one morning as I am walking out the door to head to work this pit bull runs up my stairs and lunges at me to bite me I moved quickly out of the way and it hit the brick of my house. This happened quite a few I even notified animal control ,but alas nothing. I then had the bright idea to walk my neighbors and tell them If they didn't lock the dog in the fence they wouldn't have to buy kibble anymore because I would put 9mm in its head . I had no problems after that .
Hahaha, I had great neighbours living in the apartment next door, the bongo drum guy above though... If he walked any heavier, I am sure he would fall through the roof! Psycho dogs are not very enjoyable at all. Lucky for us we get crazy dogs and gun control...!
My neighbors would let their kid run around outside in just underwear - a 5 and 3 year old. At other bases we've been stationed at, that wasn't allowed. But this air force base has a third party handle housing so it's privatized. We asked on the FB page if there was a rule against it. This bitch from next doors comes banging on my door, accusing us of being pedophiles and just causing a ruckus and threatening us saying "I KNOW PEOPLE" and shit. I call my supervisor, my supervisor contacts my First Sergeant ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_sergeant#United_States_Air_Force for more information on a first sergeant), I speak with the First Sergeant, provide a write up of everything, My first sergeant contacts the neighbors first sergeant and I was told he was spoken too. That day that the first sergeants spoke with him, my wife said when the duty day was done - this guy like drove REALLY quick into the drive way, stomped inside, yelled at his wife "WHAT IN THE FUCK DID YOU SAY" and slammed the door. ^_^;;
I like my neighbours. I only have one that is actually attached to my house, but they are polite, pleasant and their child is disciplined. They listen to music sometimes overly loud and the house does shake sometimes, but it is always during daylight hours and music always stops after 9PM. They offer to do things for my grandma, borrow our lawnmower to ensure that grass doesn't grow through the fence and then clean it properly afterwards. Oh, they also invite me round for things like BBQ's, and when I politely say no offer me food they cook. All in all a fairly decent set of neighbours.
I have the biggest pet peeve with the two neighbors who surround me. They always insist on parking in front of my house when the spots in front of both of their own houses are completely empty. They even parked in front of my driveway, multiple times! How fucking inconsiderate do you have to be? A couple of times I had to go ask them to move the fuck out of the way, angrily. When they didn't get the picture, I parked in front of their driveway. When they came knocking, I just came to the door slowly, they started saying "Those were always friends of ours parking in front of your driveway, not us. Move your car, man!" I say, "Tell your friends to park in the open spots that are all around that aren't in front of my driveway, and if there is no open spots nearby, that doesn't make my driveway a viable spot. I'll move it in a sec." I then waited around 10 minutes before I moved it. The next day when my friend came over, I had him park in front of their driveway. The neighbor came up to the front door & I said, "Sorry, my friend was just stopping by real quick," & he said, "Okay man, I get the picture." I didn't know at first if he was insulted & wanted to confront me or if he actually understood that what he was doing was bullshit, but found out it must be the latter since it no longer happened. Sometimes being an asshole straight back to someone who is blindly/willingly inconsiderate will get the point across better than any other method, including just telling them straight up.
Yeah, had that issue with my neighbors too. Would always park all cock eyed and retarded - more than once their friends would use MY driveway. So one time I had a few friends over and they took up every single spot. So they started doing this thing where they park like, angled in their drive way or something - it's weird. they have to pull partially into my driveway to do it. ...so I started parking in the MIDDLE of my drive way.
LOL! Wish it could be that easy, neighbors are a pain in the ass. Sign me up, I've got new neighbors since last Monday and within their first 3 days they've done 4 (FOUR) BBQs in their balcony which is right next to my bedroom window, so they stayed up till 4am getting drunk and yelling, even last Wednesday when there was a big ass thunderstorm. And yes, they defy the laws of physics by doing 4 night bbqs in less than 4 nights. I've considered buying an NGC Gangwriter or one of those Saturn-karaoke-50-disc-carousels only to throw it at them and hopefully hit them on their heads.
Cunts do that at my grandparent's place, I've wanted to push their car in front of their house, place a note saying "was it really that hard?".
I think I'm the worst neighbor of the building. Not because I'm bad. But I'm the youngest here. All residents of the occupied apartments are older people, so they really don't care about all my noise (think about street fighter and electronic music very loud lol). And there are two empty apartments too, one is on my floor (4 floor building). So they treat my like the "teenager" here. And always ask me to do stuff too, help with something, etc. Very nice people, actually. n.n
Well, that's nice for a change! As long as I've lived in apartments, I've had nothing but bad neighbors. I really do miss living in a house.
