http://twitpic.com/f92jm I can’t imagine anything cooler than this. If you would have told me when I was a kid that Conan the Barbarian would hold public office someday, I’d have said you were a fool and killed you were you stood (I was a very violent child).
He uses it to illegally cleave wasteful spending from the budget. (just kidding, I'm a serious Conan fan so this gets my panties wet)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V30tyaXv6EI Should have known he'd go far in politics after delivering that line.