DS Adds: You won't belive this! is this really from ninty?!

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  1. cahaz

    cahaz Guardian of the Forum

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    found this while searching the web.

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    its say:

    HOW TO SCORE

    Ready to take your game to the next level? Start listening to her needs, playa!

    What She Wants
    If you want to make her happy, just read between the lines-Nintendo DS will show you the way.

    She says... 'Two is always better than one.'
    DS Delivers Dual Screens. Get in on twice the action with two backlit color LCD screens that produce amazing 3d graphics.

    She says... 'I love a man with a soft, sensitive touch.'
    DS Delivers Touch-Screen Technology. Use the included stylus or even your finger to manipulate games in ways you never imagined. (Select games only.)

    She says... 'If you listen, I'll tell you what I like.'
    DS Delivers Voice-Recognition Capabilities. Talk to a game and have it do your bidding. It's possible with the built-in microphone. (Select games only.)

    She says... 'It doesn't matter if you're young or old.'
    DS Delivers Backward Compatibility. Play Nintendo DS games or your favorite Game Boy Advance games. Old school? New school? Your call.

    She says... 'I want to feel a connection even when we're apart.'
    DS Delivers Wireless Gaming. Kick the sorry butts of up to 16 people at a time with local wireless, and even more with WiFi ...no strings attached. (Select games only.)

    She says... 'Believe it or not, sometimes smaller is better!'
    DS Delivers Compact Size. All these features are packed into a machine you can take anywhere, so you're always ready to get your game on... anytime, anyplace.


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    Did ninty changed that much?! well, that can be good news.
     
  2. sayin999

    sayin999 Officer at Arms

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    its nothing new from nintendo, i remember hearing about nintendo of europe advertiseing ocarina of time and 1080 in euri magazines as the equvilent of having sex(which had a picture of a condom in the ad).
     
  3. underexposed+

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    Please refer to this great Japanese Nintendo ad for Super Mario Sunshine :smt045 :

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  4. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    That western add is just typical "lads" advertising. Completely void of anything creative what so ever. Western game adds for the most part are pathetic. That Japanese add for Mario Sunshine is more appealing because it shows a woman in a bikini taking a shower which is something you can see anytime at the beach. The imager looks refreshing and fun unlike that blonde standing there with a DS. Dull, Dull Dull. The words that play on having intercourse are also dull. Hmmmmmm, so she likes all sorts of crap. Does that mean I must buy a DS to succeed with that woman? Maybe to the brain dead "Lad" culture but not to me.

    Sorry for my rant but the western advertisements having progressed anywhere since games began.

    Yakumo
     
  5. ASSEMbler

    ASSEMbler Administrator Staff Member

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    Awesome pic and welcome to the boards.
     
  6. cahaz

    cahaz Guardian of the Forum

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    indeed , welcome to the boards! :smt023

    i never though ninty could change that much in that period of time! (well, in america)
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    anyway, just look and follow mario's eyes..... :smt043
     
  7. Jasonkhowell

    Jasonkhowell Well Known Member

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    Heh, the US DS Advertisement reminds me of some of the lame ad's back in the Atari-SNES/Gensis Era.
     
  8. madhatter256

    madhatter256 Illustrious Member

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    Mario is a Gangsta yo. Show that biatch who her daddy is.
     
  9. SilverBolt

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  10. Paulo

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    Last time i saw a zelda advert nintendo were being right bitchy to girls...

    "save the girl or play like one"
     
  11. Alchy

    Alchy Illustrious Member

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    http://www.nintendo.co.jp/n10/nwt/dssoft/movie/dssoft.swf can be added to a download manager.

    Decent advert. Lots of gamepaly footage, makes me want a DS so I guess it works ^_^
     
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