Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet

Best idea for a resturant ever:

http://inventorspot.com/articles/cannibal_banquet_pushes_limits_d_6619

I need to eat at this place before I die. It would be even better if they could make the "patient" in the likeness of myself.

 

Not in the least bit tempted - what a bloody awful idea.

 

i wonder whats under that blurry spot??

 

Damn, thats weirder than some of stuff in that link I posted the other day.h:

I can just imagine the ads:

:yatta::yatta::yatta:CANNIBAL DINNER IS SUPER HAPPY NUMBER ONE!!!! :yatta::yatta::yatta:

CHOW DOWN ON OUR MALE PINATA'S NICE BIG SAUSAGE LINK FOR GREAT PLEASURE!

 

Better than the restaurant that makes you eat out of a toilet.

 

And the Japanese wonder why we take the piss out of them.

Yakumo

 

Are you allowed to choose between m/f?

 

It does look like it could be a lot of fun though, if you were with your mates.

 

It'd be fun to go there and watch my friends be suckered into eating, but I don't think I could do it myself. I'm highly sensitive to the way food looks. Even though I'm generally not a very squeamish person, for some reason that kind of stuff truly makes me want to puke.

On a related note, have you heard that they make a type of tofu that's designed to taste like human flesh? It's intended mainly for sociology students. Now there's a big demographic!

I must say, though, that the sadist in me thinks this is a brilliant idea even if I'd never eat there myself.

 

hufu

 

What the fuck is wrong with people?

 

Did someone say zombies?
Wow, that's the wierdest thing that I've seen in long time.

 

Dude, I found another one:

http://inventorspot.com/articles/new_bestiality_restaurant_caters_6934

Japan has officially become nasty.

 

Er... aren't there laws against having sex with animals in Japan? There are in the US anyway.

 

@Cannibal Banquet: That's obviously not in a restaurant but looks more like a private party and no one is actually seen eating anything. Could be just some med student's joke. No wonder there's no hint as to where the pictures were taken.

@Animal Torture: It's imaginable and therefore possible that this really exists but again the quoted source is a writeup of a translation of an article in a cheesy manga tabloid. In other words, don't believe every crap that's published. The story is more than sick though.

 

Wow, once again, that's effed up...

 

I propose we send drugs over to the Japanese. As that would probably make them less insane than they already are.

 

You know I'm finally going to ask this

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JAPAN?

 

GaijinPunch sent me a picture of himself doing one of those things a while ago...that and those real doll things.