For the ultimate Final Fantasy dork -- potions!

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  1. GaijinPunch

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    Originally posted at the Japanese Gaming forum.

     
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    Yeah, soon they will sell penicillin in a package labeled "phoenix down"
     
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  3. Mr. Casual

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    I wonder what the potions will taste like? I'd like to see the day when modern science can create Final Fantasy Monsters! And Chocobos! GOLD CHOCOBOS!!!
     
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    I wanna know what a "soft" looks like.
     
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  5. Sally

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    I want a chocobo! and a slime! Having a pet chocobo and a slime would be cool. I'm gonna bet that these "potions" are gonna taste like ass...
     
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  6. GaijinPunch

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    If you google around, you might find some blog or something about canned drinks in Japan. Some of them are absolutely ridiculous, and of course, taste like shit. They seem to come out with new (and awful) ones every few months, then they disappear.
     
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    shit, I'm asian and I don't even know what the fuck a goji berry is. they have to be making some of this up by now...

    "now with hokkaido long berries!!!"
     
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    A Tibetan Goji Berry.... its a goat testicle...
     
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    I hope that FF potion crap doesn't taste like Bawls or anything, because Bawls tastes like...................balls, believe it or not.

    I'm going to go harvest a basket of Goji Berries, they did wonders to Steven Seagal...
     
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    I'm going to have to take your word for it.
     
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    wow, I didn't think out what I typed below/above. I guess any sentence with the word bawls/balls in it is wierd sounding though. anyhow I bet it's better then a freaking non existent elusive Goji berry.
     
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    potion, ha! kids stuff, i want a Hi-Potion :D
     
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    Madhatter: I've been looking for a way to drink Steven Segal for ages. Thank you.

    And with regards to the Final Fantasy drinks, I know at least one of you gets a stiffy at the prospect of adding them to your collection.
     
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    Screw the "food" items, start making limited edition materia, crystals and other items. Hell, I would even try to import some of that (because we know damn well that everyone outside of Japan would never see them otherwise).
     
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    I hope they start selling ether to so I can fill up my MP.. I think that is why I never succeded throwing fireballs. :shrug:
     
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    bawls tastes good, I have no idea what you are talking about...

    God that sounds nasty
     
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    Ha! I want them to make an Elixer! :033:
     
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    So, would the Megalixer just be a six pack?
     
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    nah, it would be a 32ounce can.

    As for the materia and crystal, the bahamut materia would be like.... C4.
     
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