Free Doritos! Get'cehr free Doritos here!

Maybe I should change the topic title to "Free DRUGS! Get'cher free DRUGS here!" How on earth its gone this far off topic is beyond me. Doritos to drugs... wtf.

 

topic title should be "what to eat when you're sky high"

 

Mmmm...now i want some


Time to whip out the HotDiggityDogger!!!

 

Fuck 'em.

I had a friend that would snort Cocaine while he was taking downers. Remember Rohyphenal? The original date rape drug. The one that makes you feel like you drank a 12-pack.

 

Man Gajin, time to find some new friends.

We all party, it's normal. Some people just can't handle it though.

 

I don't see him anymore. He got into smack not long after this little Coke & downers night. He also told me he was the Messaiah before the night was over. He didn't laugh, or tell me matter-of-factually either. It was a very detailed story... he was quite serious.

 

I thought I was an angel when I was on Ambien one night, but that's about the extent of my drug-induced craziness. There's actually a picture of me with a glowstick halo on top of my head floating around a friend's Photobucket page.

Edit: To keep this on topic: Doritos.

 

Yikes people... I myself have never had any delusions while under the influence of illegal pharmecuticals. I've done plenty of stupid humiliating shit while drunk though, but while stoned, frying, etc. never once had I lost control.

Of course, I had the smarts to stay away from the hard shit. Also my dad being a police officer helps in the motivation department to stay off drugs while growing up.

(I say had becasue it's been 9 or so years since... ahh the memories.)

 

Think your dad would've arrested you had he found any of your stash? My mom found my weed twice when I was in college. Had to go to counceling the 2nd time since they were paying for my school. My half brother who's 15 years my senior eventually chilled her out, and told her that it wasn't a big deal...especially since I didn't drink much.