Funniest nuclear fear story

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  1. Jamtex

    Jamtex Adult Orientated Mahjong Connoisseur

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    Although it is bad that there is a nuclear power station in a bad way, I could not help laugh when my girlfriend told me of a new story about how a layer of yellow and white dust appeared on cars and roofs and people feared that it might be from the damaged nuclear power plant and indeed the local tokyo government did test it for nuclear radiation.

    However people forget that it is spring, and it was quite windy before some heavy but quick rain and the yellow and white dust in question turned out to be non radioactive rape flower and sakura flower pollen... :lol:
     
  2. XxHennersXx

    XxHennersXx I post here on the toilet sometimes.

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    that'd be funnier if it was in the US. HYSTERIA!
     
  3. Vosse

    Vosse Well Known Member

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    :lol:
     
  4. Tatsujin

    Tatsujin Officer at Arms

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    I bet this already happened in US and Europe as well. Multiple times.
     
  5. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    I got a better one:
    China of all people have barred imports of Japanese produce cultivated on Honshu from basically Tokyo all the way up to Aomori. Talking about pots & kettles...
     
  6. Tatsujin

    Tatsujin Officer at Arms

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    How about sold out geiger counters and iodine tabs in Europe?
     
  7. APE

    APE Site Supporter 2015

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    In the US this has come to be expected of such a sheepish populous. In Japan it isn't, thus they look really damn stupid.
     
  8. Alchy

    Alchy Illustrious Member

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    Silly people.

    Everyone knows radiation is green and glows.
     
  9. Chilly Willy

    Chilly Willy Robust Member

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    And gives you super powers! I saw that on Family Guy, so it must be true.
    ;)
     
  10. Cyantist

    Cyantist Site Supporter 2012,2013,2014,2015

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    I heard it can make you grow arms and shit, and sometimes it gives you headaches.
     
  11. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    Japanese culture redefines sheep.
     
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    "Japanese culture redefines sheep." lol amen
     
  14. Tatsujin

    Tatsujin Officer at Arms

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    Sheep? Wait, I've thought they do not know the difference between a sheep and a dog?
     
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    Isn't that the Vietnamese?
     
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