funny jokes

Every once in a while we need a funny joke to get us through the day , if you have a good joke lets hear it .

 

Women's rights.

 

if thats what you find funny check this video , you just might laugh :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_YNTQmtGg

 

If a quiz is quizical, than what is a test???

 

Balls?

 

What have sex in a canoe and australian beer in common? It´s fucking close to water.

 

There were 2 plastic surgeons sitting near a ceramic heater. The next day they were found melted.

 

What do Bakers and Gynecologists have in common? They can smell it ,but they can't taste it.

 

Diarrhea.

 

Lame , that seems like a joke for drunk frat boys.

 

I take offense to that. I am in no way a drunk frat boy but I find diarrhea hysterical.

 

Disregard last post so we can stay on topic. Because I have a feeling this might go off topic.

 

Doctors who chose wisely give Borfman's Plastic Gloves a thumbs-up!

 

Why is American beer served cold?

To differentiate it from piss.

 

One of my old favorites.

A Serial Killer and a girl are walking into the dark woods together, the girl turns to look at him and says "I am scared!" He then looks at her and says, "Why? I am the one that has to walk back alone!"

 

What do you get if you cross a chicken with an owl?

A cock that stays up all night.

 

Heres one

Why don't you have a look in the mirror.


Meh I spose thats a cop out so heres a proper one.


A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey we have a drink named after you". perplexed the grasshopper says "what you have a drink called Rodney".

 

What happened then?

 

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender said, "For you? NO CHARGE!!"

 

Apparantley he stayed at the bar and got so drunk that while on his way home he ended up dead on the windscreen of a car (dunno what car it was though)

I heard that from a friend of a friend.