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Biting Elbows - Bad Motherfucker

 

This is actually a true story. Been needing to vent about it for a while because it pisses me off. (Couldn't on facebook to my friends because his daughter's my cousins are on there and so is a lot of my other family. Don't want to start something)

A number of years ago, my Uncle's wife cheated on him. And now the divorce is finally becoming final and what not. BUT SHE GETS THE HOUSE?! DAFUQ?!

According to my relative it's because of some Colorado law and it makes no fucking sense to me and i've just been livid about the whole thing. It's not like she's poor financially. But now my uncle is probably financially ruined.

I Just don't..even ... OH AMERICA.

 

Didn't they have a contract? I don't know much about the laws here, so I'm guessing - but aren't there marriage contracts that prevent things such as this from happening (if you are reasonable that is)? If I marry someday, this scenario will be my main concern because I trust no human being 100%.

 

Yeah I don't know.

And I guess it's something i'd have to consider when I get married someday too. Because that's just wrong.

 

That's why I don't plan to ever marry...

 

It's not really a matter of marrying or not, it's more a matter of how much you trust a person. Sometimes, too much trust is wrong.

I heard a story on the radio once (it's a show where people can call in and tell their life stories for 10-20 minutes). That one guy grew up filthy rich, he then inherited a fortune of $50 million from his parents. At age 30, he married a woman and they made a contract somewhat 5 years later with a lawyer. He gave away all the contract work to his wife and the lawyer. 1 year later, the wife divorced him, got his ENTIRE liquid assets ($xx million), married again and he was only left with his car. Why? Well, the guy she married was the lawyer.

He said it took him several years to stop caring and now he is living a normal life with a good job and can smile again.

Never trust ANYONE.

 

Not really funny but i love this : http://vimeo.com/72144853
watch the other ones too. awesome.

 

Did you know Google translate can be a pretty decent beatboxer? Just go here and click on the listen button that's in the left box.

 

It sure can beatbox 1000 times better than me

 

How messed up is this? If this happened to my 3 year old son he would curse that bird for years, most people don't relize how many birds of prey live on the nieghborhood roofs.
[video=youtube_share;IxFfxTZA6ao]http://youtu.be/IxFfxTZA6ao[/video]

 

Lmao anonymous. The group that dosnt exist but everyone thinks they do. I find it hilarious when you see a video thats secretly from them and the dude has a whole channel about other stuff. Yea anonymous is all of us, all of us making fake scare tactics and news, its even better when someone talks about it and you just smile knowing lol. Every generation/decade has thier anonymous. And when we get older its more like oh yup sen this before some never get it though bt they usaully are scizo or bi polar and since we don't or can't filter genes a lot of people have those symptoms.

That's my opinion anyone can believe what they want. Not trying to start a flame war. Cause it is a flammy topic.

 

This made me jizz from the awesomeness.

"If you don't have a penis this thing will make you grow one within a quarter mile. I HAVE 2 NOW!!!" LOL

 

That was awesome

 

Cats rulez teh netz.