1) In the end times, people will begin to gather in large groups. If you see large groups of people, scream, "YOU SHALL NOT BRING ME INTO YOUR FOLD, SERVANTS OF NEVERENDING EVIL!" Hit them with your pentecostal Bible and run away. People in wheelchairs are especialy evil and should be avoided at all costs to your immortal soul. 2) As the end draws near, people will begin to decompose into their original DNA, much like Human Instrumentality. 3) Because nobody will believe you that Instrumentality is taking place, be sure to capture the events on film. The film must be developed into slides, which can be no longer than 3 inches in length. 4) If you look closely at the slides, you will see ghostly images of bioluminescent tentacles reaching out from sewer grates. 5) That tool of the Devil, DNA, will finish doing it's recombining-joining hoodoo, and parts will begin glowing with nucular energy, another established tool of the Devil. 6) The end of the world. All humanity will be swept screaming into the darkened abyss. May God have mercy on our pathetic souls. PROOF DNA IS EVIL!!! DNA obviously runs on a Windows operating system. The presence of a Matrix-like background is included here only for artistic emphasis. Emphasis on the evil. Oh, can't you feel it? IN THE END TIMES THE BADLY RENDERED SEA WILL BE RULED BY BADLY RENDERED PTERODACTYLS!!! REPENT SINNERS, YOUR BURNING DAY OF JUDGEMENT IS AT HAND!!! DNA, the Devil, and a 'cashless economic system' (Paypal, no doubt) will all combine like Voltron into a screwy-looking battery-like implant most definately untested for human use by the FDA. However, it will give your right hand amazing karate-chop powers. Burning in hell for using Paypal might not be so bad if you have the underworld's greatest karate chop. At least that's what you might think until you're BURNING!!! BURNING IN HELL WITH ALL THE OTHER PAYPAL USERS AND DNA RECOMBINERS AND EVERYONE ELSE!!! BURN FOREVER, SINNERS!!! REPENT!! REPENT, AND RENOUNCE YOUR EVIL PAYPAL AND DNA-USING WAYS!!! YOU WILL BURN FOREVER IN THE UNENDING PIT OF HELL AND GOD SHALL SMITE YE FROM ON HIGH!!! BURN!!! FIRE!!! BRIMSTONE!!! DOOM!!
This one's my favorite . Edit: Oh my God, it's a real book... I'll bet you my grandmother has a copy.
'' [font=verdana,arial,sans-serif]A Fallen Angel..we know them as Aliens(Aliens are really the Angels lead by Satan who rebelled against God'' If you say so, Baby! exterminate them all! But don't kill E.T, noooo!!!!! :smt043 this guy talk about the end of the world, but everything turns about the US goddammit! oh, and there's even an apocalypse survival guide! hurray! [/font]
