If you've not seen Hawanja's post in the self-introduction thread, stop now and go read it - bar none, the best post in any forum here, and I read it whenever I'm having a shitty day at work. Then read this: http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/essay.htm
Heres his post for to save people time... http://www.assemblergames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=24467&postcount=49 Now that essay was a funny read.
Both gave me a headache to read...but then again...i just got finished reading 16th century poetry...bleh.