Anyways, you need these materials: A Xbox, PS2, GCN, or DS Box 1-4 Pound weights A broken N-gage Camcorder Anyways, first of all, you need a someone who wants one of the 4 consoles above. Whether it be a dying kid, a friend, a Girlfriend/fiance/wife, or Co-Worker doesn't matter (Although, for the best results, go with the dying kid). Anyways, put the broken N-gage in one of the boxes and balance out the weight with the weights (One pound weight for the GCN, 4 pound weight for the PS2, 2X 4 pound weights tied together for the Xbox (or a 8 pound weight), and none for the DS). Wrap it, put it under the tree/give it to the person and record it. Hilarity is sure to follow. You can also modify it so it can be any gift, only add things that are next to worthless (Coal, copies of Turok Evolution in a Halo 2 box, etc)
Gf thinks i still havent got her anything for xmas... thinking of wrapping a big box up with a pair of used socks... :smt043
Yeah, I was joking about the dying kid part (Came from a old famly joke around christmas time). Then again, I know some sick bastards who would actully give dying kids a shit taco (AKA: The N-Gage)
:smt043 *or* Give them a whole master case of Turok evolution inside an Xbox box. Would cost you about $10 too. :smt042
