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  1. VerticalE

    VerticalE Robust Member

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    Mr.President! Can you take a bullet for the soon to be President of the United States of America?! You play as Dick “Rock-Hard” Johnson a bulletproof man, the best bodyguard money can buy. He is sworn to protect the most hated presidential candidate of all time Ronald Rump.

    Liberal media has rigged the election and tarnished his glowing public image, now they are trying to end his life. You need to leap, flip, fling, roll, and many other verbs to get in between Rump and certain death. If Rump dies, Who is going to pay for your Netflix sub? How are you going to pay for your lifetime of student loans or over inflated medical bills? Where will you get the money for another dumb physics game? YOU BETTER SAVE THE MAN OR YOU DON'T GET THE MONEY! It is your American duty to protect, serve, and live by the mighty dollar, because money is the only true sign of someone’s worth.

    Rock hard body destruction - Not only can you bounce bullets off of your body but you can destroy structures with just flinging yourself into them!

    Over 50 Assassination Attempts! - You need to overcome 50 challenging assassination attempts from a unworldly threat.

    Globe Trotting Adventure - Follow Rump during his presidential campaign and visit many different locations around the world.

    Pro Rasslin Challenges - Can you drop an elbow or headbutt on the presidential candidate?

    A portion of the proceeds will go to charity…. Because there are some people out there who don’t want to watch the world burn.

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/507010/
     
  3. rso

    rso Gone. See y'all elsewhere, maybe.

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    > Mr.President!
    Fun for a few minutes, but barely worth the fiver they're asking imho. They should add a "JFK: Reloaded"-style sniper mode and make it into a multiplayer title.
     
  4. qmisher

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    Best runner ever

     
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    TirenO Newly Registered

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    Mr.President :D
    really like it, thanks for sharing.
     
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