Longtime ASSEMbler member's head explodes. Longtime user "Softtofu_abuser" passed away some time last night. Witnesses said he was confused and disoriented when he pointed his browser to "assemblergames.com". Upon finding updates and a new server, he crumpled to the floor. All attempts to revive him failed. He is survived by his very sexy wife, and sexier daughter, both who have moved in with ASSEMbler. Services are for monday at the church of the holy Opaopa.
