HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!' 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.' And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'
LMAO! Nice! Is that true? How would they know who he/his wife was? How would they know where she lived? Big Brother much?!?
Ah this 'story' has been doing the rounds for years now, it's probably older then most of the 20 somethings here...
Post is not white theme friendly... Just FYI. I originally read the post title and thought porn and video games (sometimes both at the same time). Still rather funny though.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. i lol'd.
Did that in a Best Buy (there was a shelf with 10 clocks just askin' for it! :lol: They couldnt repeat every five minuts, so haveing them just all go off at once was good enough. Scared the shit out of a employe standing near them when they when off.) Did that in a JC-Pennie :110:
Would be forgiveable if it was only Alan's 5th or 6th time, too. That level was reached and breached ages ago.
I got banned from Comet in my younger days. Me and my mates from school used to go in and turn the volume up full on the display hi-fis. Can only imagine customer's reactions when the sales staff turned them on for a demo. After that, we started going to the library and ripping the last page out of novels. Oh what a bunch of pricks we were!
The first time I saw this, it was on a supposed K-mart employee memo. My friends and I never did anything incredibly comical, we just vandalized the store. I rode my bike into some automatic doors and sent them off the hinges (luckily they didn't break), and another time my friend cut the rope to a banner that was tied to the outside wall. We watched it fly over the roof and took off when one of the employees came outside. In retrospect, we were some bastards.
my friends decided to wear their cosplay stuff inside a tesco's while drunk http://www.rangerboard.com/showthread.php?t=126240&highlight=tescos LOL
