I just saw this on facebook...commence Eye Rolling

http://www.squidoo.com/GamerFromScratch

I think we here at assembler could pull a better step by step guide out of our ass

 

Dude, if you need that guide, then you are not meant to be a gamer.

And this:

Is one of the most idiotic and redundant sentences I've read this year

 

horrible.

 

Looks to me like some stupid effort to earn money (affiliate stuff). Boring, never mind.

 

Of all your threads, this might actually be the least worthwhile.

 

+1

This has got to be the weakest thread ever.

EDIT: Someone needs to develop a forum plug-in that can do global user ignores so that their posts never show up. That would be the most useful feature ever.

 

Hey guys I bought a PS2 with the Hannah Montana game does this make me a hardcore gamer or do I need to get a popular online game first??

 

For the title of hardcore gamer you need to get all achievements / trophies in Barbie: Extreme Horse Adventures.

 

You're not hardcore unless you've prestiged in Call of Duty. Geez, get rid of Hannah Montanna and play a REAL game. ;-)


Also, contrary to popular belief, Hannah is not the capital of Montana.

 

However, in Montana. Dried cow dung is an acceptable form of currency.

 

Of course in that game, the ultimate secret achievement is to get Barbie to dump Ken and give the super huge stallion with a dong measuring 54 inches, a blowjob and anal sex using a glittered pink strap-on during a 3 minute booty call.

You do that by introducing a code at the password screen and pressing a very elaborate sequence of buttons in your control pad. Also, don't forget to stroke the control stick ever so gently but firmly enough to get the camera to tilt.

 

^What is that supposed to mean?

Please tell me you googled what I wrote and some image appeared, cause that would be the most LOLest moment of the month!

 

he means that was fucking lulzy

 

It means you won the internet for your awesome comment

 

They forgot the instructions on how to hook things up since they would probably not RTFM. Not to mention no mention of online gear (headset, router, etc.).