I need some gay porn audio samples

Something not too disgusting, but that is unmistakibly gay men in the heat of the moment. Audio only please. One of my users didn't take his ritalin and is being a complete dick today. I will sabotage his computer over the weekend.

EDIT: Some sexually suggestive (like two men making out, but not naked) high res wallpaper would be nice as well. This will go on his Linux box, where I can make it where only root can run KDE control center.

Any other suggestions? Do your worst.

 

That is absolutely horrible. I love it.

If you get audio, you should have it run as a startup sound, and make sure his speaker is up WAY loud. Replacing any error beeps with grunting or moaning would be funny too.

Man, why didn't I think of this back in the dorms when my roommate was an asshole?

 

I did it to one guys computer back in Toyko. But then, it was cats. I made the comment that I had I cat back in Texas and liked him, and he just caned me for it. So, he basically got the Cats Windows them. Icons, wallpaper, homepage in IE, and best of all sounds... even on Window Maximize and Minimize.

Oh, yeah. I found the wallpaper already.

 

Or even better.... 3 men.

Someone sent me this one picture yesterday that I sent this guy. I would love to put that as his wallpaper, but I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy. It is by far, the sickest fucking shit I've ever seen in my life.

 

There's always mosaic filters in Photoshop if you have something truely horrifying but don't want to scar the poor bastard (or incur legal wrath). Sometimes suggestion can be far more terrible than something blatantly explicit.

 

I remember waking up at the student union camp with the sound of a gay porn movie they played on the projector... but sure as HELL I won't ask them for it again :smt1069

 

Don't we have a gay member here?

On the other hand - it's still a cool idea. Although, I'd prefer a huge advert for penis enlargement. That goes down well ;-)

 

This is the most surreal topic ever created. Good luck finding audio only, though. Maybe we can all make our own gay porn samples by just making suggestive noises and recording them? We can even add music by Erasure or OMD.
I think I have "Gravitation" or "Zetsuai" around there somewhere. If I do find them, and can get "good" audio, I'll contact you.

 

XerdoPwerko: i like Erasure (and not because of the Depeche Mode connection , that is just a sidebonus) and the strangest thing(sickest in my mind) is Andy Bell got AIDS because he wanted it very much.

 

Heh i'd volunteer to do the sounds of 2 men in heat if we had a descent mic don't think my husband would mind ;-)

 

Is that true about Andy Bell from Erasure getting AIDS because he wanted it? What a strange guy. Still, I sort of like Erasure myself. The Circus album was one of the first albums I ever got. Talking about gay groups does Neil Tennent or Chris Lowe from the Pet Shop Boys have Aids? I read somewhere that Neil Tennent had it but then in another place that he never. I don't know why but I've been a fan of the Pet Shop Boys since I was something like 8.

Yakumo

PS: hey, remember the gay simpsons ? The one where the guy called John saves Hommer from the deer near the end. That's got some bloody funny samples in that. Nothing sexual though. I love the steel mill section

 

:smt043 :smt043 sorry ha ha ha :-D damn we are bad LOL and to Yakumo i love the Erasure album I Say I Say I Say(i got it on a limited edition with only two flaws for about under 1 pound.) and Love Boat is great too

and the flaws on the limited edition of I Say X 3 is just nothing to worry about. and it is not on the CD only on the LP lookalike and size CD box.

and damn don´t get me started with my love for synthpop because i really like Pet Shp Boys too.

 

Hey, I love Synthpop as well.
Erasure, I really really like them, especially the early stuff - but I love "Chorus" the best. And Pet Shop Boys are great as well. The 80s specially, though Hallo Spaceboy is also great.
I was suggesting these bands, being that they're stereotypically gay. Something in their music just makes me want to take off my shirt and dance whilst waving a rainbow flag in san francisco. And, believe you me, that's not a bad thing at all.

Back to GaijinPunch's query, though - I'll tell you something. DO NOT google for it, you're not gonna get anything you'd want to see.

 

Ive got tons of gay porn that I can extract the audio from if youd like. EVen some with more than 2 men ^__^.

For wallpapers, have a look at these hotties, its only insinuating though if you want hardcore, let me know:
http://recon.com/wallpapers.asp
Im partial to the 2004 series, particulaly, http://recon.com/images/wallpapers/2004/a/800/recon_slv_mstr_leg_800.jpg

 

Purge: please do it if Gaijin is with us in the "joke" and if you have some brasillian shemale films you could extract the audio he he or i could, since for me it would be a job with lots of fun in LOL

damn this "joke" gets hardcore "nasty" ;-)

 

I used to listen to them a lot. Andy Bell doesn't have AIDs though does he? I thought that was just a rumor. I did hear he was a bit of a slut though. What was my favorite album by them? The Innocence I guess. Still like DM more.

Maybe I should change this thread to the "out and proud roll call!"..

Anyways, thanks for the heads up Xerdo. I googled it last night but could tell by the titles of the pages that it wasn't what I wanted. 0_o. Purge has offered to sample some stuff for me, so hopefully I'll have something good cooked up. I'll need to ride into the office, but that's only like 1 mile away.

Speaking of Gay in the media, I think The L Word is about the best damn show ever on TV... and I'm sure a few million other straight men would agree.

 

GaijinPunch it is true Andy Bell is HIV positive and he has taken the combination medicine a lot of years (or some years to be precise) and i was quite shocked when i read it in a danish news paper he said he felt like an outsider because "everyone" had AIDS and he had not and his lover had HIV and said to him he would never have sex with him again (or sex with anyone else)
so he contracted HIV from his lover just to be an "insider" , i just think this it is insane anyway who would get HIV freely ? or AIDS for that matter ?

 

GaijinPunch: the L word is cool and and it reminds me of the english TV series(Edit the name of the series is Queer As Folk) where it were
it was about gays and i like the film called Chasing Amy that is also a film i like and a lot of other films and tv shows.

 

Indeed. Condoms were made for a reason. Yes, it's risky when your lover has it, but it doesn't mean you just contract it to be cool.