I think this guy likes Resident Evil alittle TOO much

He didn't say anything about posting it on Message Boards XD

Thoughts?

Michiyo Yoshiku:Right on Que....
Michiyo Yoshiku: Avon teams with Resident Evil's Umbrella Corp. for face cream?
IAmAlbertWesker: I bought it already
Michiyo Yoshiku: lol
IAmAlbertWesker: Haha
Michiyo Yoshiku: Friday is the day
IAmAlbertWesker: Yes sir indeed
IAmAlbertWesker: My brother pre ordered the collecotr's edition
IAmAlbertWesker: He's giving me the Tricell pag
IAmAlbertWesker: bag*
Michiyo Yoshiku: XD
IAmAlbertWesker: I can't wait
IAmAlbertWesker: It's going to be my backpack at school
Michiyo Yoshiku: [SIZE=+0][/SIZE]
Michiyo Yoshiku: If Umbrella were real you'd probably be banging their door down for a job
IAmAlbertWesker: I'm at 350 pages of my book
IAmAlbertWesker: Oh and I never told you this
Michiyo Yoshiku: Yeah?
IAmAlbertWesker: Yea
Michiyo Yoshiku: never told me...
IAmAlbertWesker: And guess what my undergrad and grad work is going to be
Michiyo Yoshiku: Making Zombies?
IAmAlbertWesker: You got it
IAmAlbertWesker: Code named "T"
Michiyo Yoshiku: lol
IAmAlbertWesker: I've already got an extensive library of research I've done so far
Michiyo Yoshiku: You might face a larger enemy than Wesker if you do that
Michiyo Yoshiku: Capcom's Lawyers
Michiyo Yoshiku: [SIZE=+0][/SIZE]
IAmAlbertWesker: Capcom won't know shit
IAmAlbertWesker: "T" could mean anything
Michiyo Yoshiku: actually they aren't anal with their IPs like say Archie Comics or Nintendo
IAmAlbertWesker: And zombies are scatterred all throughout culture
Michiyo Yoshiku: Yeah
IAmAlbertWesker: But basically it involves a bunch of gene sequencing and stuff of hemorhaggic fevers
IAmAlbertWesker: Namely the Ebola virus
Michiyo Yoshiku: Yeah
Michiyo Yoshiku: or sitting somebody infont of a TV for half their life
IAmAlbertWesker: Yea, but I don't have half a life time
IAmAlbertWesker: I have homeless people
IAmAlbertWesker: Dopamine
IAmAlbertWesker: Ebola
IAmAlbertWesker: D12 receptors in the brain
IAmAlbertWesker: And a whole gene sequence to work with
Michiyo Yoshiku: lol Homeless people
Michiyo Yoshiku: this is sounding.......quite illegal
IAmAlbertWesker: AND! Maybe if I am lucky I could turn the disease into a genetically inheritable disease
IAmAlbertWesker: Which MEANS
IAmAlbertWesker: Say someone contracts T
IAmAlbertWesker: T attacks their cells, replacing the normal cell's DNA with their DNA
IAmAlbertWesker: Replicating as usual
Michiyo Yoshiku: Yeah
IAmAlbertWesker: HOWEVER, say someone with the T Virus reproduces before the incubation period starts
IAmAlbertWesker: The T Virus could carry an allele, similar to I dunno, sickle cell anemia or something
IAmAlbertWesker: So say Parent A is infected with the T Virus
IAmAlbertWesker: And Parent B is not
IAmAlbertWesker: Parent B automatically becomes infected
IAmAlbertWesker: Passing the T1T1 Genotype to the child
IAmAlbertWesker: Then again, that might not work because by the time the child is "born", the parent will already be long "dead"
Michiyo Yoshiku: hmm
IAmAlbertWesker: Which therefore negates the possibility of it becoming a bioweapon
IAmAlbertWesker: I would like to know the correlation between Las Plagas and the T Virus
Michiyo Yoshiku: Hmm
Michiyo Yoshiku: You're nuts you know that right?
IAmAlbertWesker: Your point?
Michiyo Yoshiku: O
Michiyo Yoshiku: I'm just saying
Michiyo Yoshiku: You're Nuts
Michiyo Yoshiku: [SIZE=+0][/SIZE]
Michiyo Yoshiku: Like Super Villian Nuts
IAmAlbertWesker: Is that a bad thing?
Michiyo Yoshiku: I don't know
Michiyo Yoshiku: it is if you can actually pull this off
Michiyo Yoshiku: [SIZE=+0][/SIZE]
IAmAlbertWesker: How well are you at keeping secrets?
Michiyo Yoshiku: I was going to post this whole convo on distrcutoid as "Guy like Resident Evil way too much"
IAmAlbertWesker: I wish you wouldnt
Michiyo Yoshiku: Well, I was going to get your permission first
Michiyo Yoshiku: I think it'd just be laughed off anyway
IAmAlbertWesker: No please dont
Michiyo Yoshiku: for fear of....
Michiyo Yoshiku: prosecution?
Michiyo Yoshiku: or somebody trying it themselves
IAmAlbertWesker: Both
Michiyo Yoshiku: Well See, I don't think anyone would actually belive you
IAmAlbertWesker: Homeland Security
Michiyo Yoshiku: Well lets see your AIM name IS I am Albert Wesker
IAmAlbertWesker: So?
IAmAlbertWesker: Just don't please
Michiyo Yoshiku: Ok
IAmAlbertWesker: Thank you

 

What the fuck is this?

 

How old is this guy?

 

He's like 22 I think.
He has an umbrella Tatoo and everything.

 

My thoughts are that BOTH parties have too much time on their hands to be having such frivolous discussions.

 

Why do you talk to people like this??

 

He brought it up not me
I think I'm the sane one this time.

And no he wasn't invited. I just had to share the zany convo SOMEWHERE.

 

Nontheless, thanks for sharing. This guy is seriously out of his fucking mind.

 

I would just sign off rather than talk to someone like this.

I have one annoying person on my MSN who likes to send me 1 or 2 messages of his poetry and doesn't even say hi or anything else, i just don't reply becuase it bugs me.

 

That's him

 

what you're doing is mean man, let the guy enjoy his fantasy.

 

Wow that's creepy, imagine that guy with his Willy Wonka-esque top hat (the one that's lying there on his bed) trying to conquer the world with a horde of zombies under his control h:

Edit: Just re reading my post and quickly thinking about all this creepy stuff and zombies, I glimpsed at my avatar and thought, man it would be damn cool and crazy to see Shigeru just as in my avatar in a hack n' slash frenzy slaying hundreds of zombies :rambo:

 

Theres a difference between fantasizing about being someone, and actually believing that you are that person. I honestly think, after seeing that pic and reading his convo with GoH, that he is bordering on the latter.

EDIT: GoH, do you actually know him in real life?? If so, is he like that all the time when your talking to him?

 

He's not like that all the time I don't know him personally but he's on my People I'd like to meet. We have a weird bond in that we don't like the same things but we Def HATE the same things.

 

Having a collection is acceptable.
Being obsessed with something on occasions is acceptable.

Dressing up like a tit and talking about genetics as if it's silly putty all for the sake of something which is impossible is a complete waste of life.

Even if zombies were possible, it's geeks like this that would be the first to be running and crying.

If he was between the ages of 7-13 then maybe this kind of behavior would be ok but 22...c'mon.

I'm far from perfect but there are an increasing number of people out there in the world who just make me angry.

 

He likes FFVII too his AIM Icon is Sephroth. I don't see him trying to revive his mother or whatever the hell Sephroth did.
He also dressed up as the the Joker for haloween (him and 30,000 other nerds) so there is more to him.

Still, I wonder if he's tried doing all the Crazy shit Wesker can do in RE5 (Teleport, super human strength) injecting himself with some Virus (obviously not)

Wesker's a Bad Motherfucker and Def one of the greatest villians of all time but...... there's a line.

 

Actually we seem to have had an opening since November.

 

I met a crazy guy at Wal-Mart who has an unhealthy obsession with Fable 2. I saw him at work today and he kept talking to me about how awesome it was to get married and have kids...IN THE GAME.

EDIT

Ahahahaha. I know who you are talking about, too.

I just read this post all the way...making zombies? GoH, you meet up with THE most fucked up people on the net. I bet he was just trolling you, no one is this fucking retarded at this age...


THAT BOY AINT RIGHT