I wrote 2 jokes yesterday

Ola chaps

I was on EVE Online yesterday and some people were telling jokes in local. As a result I wrote 2 jokes and I'm looking for an opinion. The first is kinda tacky - I asked the question without knowing the answer. Some people responded then I had an epiphany and the joke was complete lol.

The second joke is kinda dirty but I got the idea after someone mentioned is it time for thanksgiving chicekn yet which led me to think of turkeys.

Anyhow:

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with an egg?
A: An omelette!

Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: One gobble gobbles but the other fuck, fuck, fucks!

Now with the universe being the way that it is there is a chance someone else somewhere else has had the same or similar idea, but in any case I am glad I independantly came to those conclusions

Any thoughts?

 

I like the first one, also I am hungry

 

I didn't get any of those

 

If it's any consolation, it's not a language barrier thing. Rubbish

 

Inconcistent... were you drunk?

 

lol, me neither. British humour i guess...

haha, jkjk

 

Don't know about the first one, unless putting chicken meat into ommlettes is common? Don't eat them myself so don't know.

I guess in the second one fuck is a word play on cluck. To pull it off you'd have to do a good/comical impression of a chicken while saying the last bit though, It isn't a great joke by itself. It would be better if the Q had some suggestion towards sex, or women etc (for example saying chick instead of chicken, dunno about turkey...something about turkish women?) - it just had me thinking why would someone be getting a BJ from or banging poultry?

The answer in an effective joke should make you question the meaning of the first line, ie comedy usually comes from making people realise they made a common assumption to what the first line meant, rather than what the answer or punchline actually means.

A wordplay in itself usually isn't that funny, unless there is context or contextual implication in the words used - IMO anyway I know lots differ on that.

 

Very funny Though the second one is funnier.

 

Here's a joke.

Your jokes.


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<3

 

I laughed cause I didn't get it.

The fug waz dat?

 

You want to know what's funny on this site?

Yakumo's "Driving Pleasure" thread. EVERY time it pops up I chuckle. haha

 

jokes not funny sir

 

Technically, that's my thread (though he added the poll to it).

What's funny about it?

I ain't mad!

 

They're not that funny, kind of cliche if you ask me, no offense intended.

On a side note, I'm going to go eat some turkey.