Insanity Test(s)

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  1. virtual alan

    virtual alan Officer at Arms

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    The Bathtub Sanity Test
    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.


    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.


    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."


    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup!"

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"




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  2. Mr. Casual

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    Do you want a bathtub near the window?"


    Im guessing that was a typo.
     
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    Alchy Illustrious Member

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    Website seems to be down?
     
  4. KaL_YoshiKa

    KaL_YoshiKa Commandent Lurker

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    I think you may have missed the joke Mr Casual. It's supposed to imply that the guy in question is being offered a bed in the institute as a result of his reply.
     
  5. Mr. Casual

    Mr. Casual Champion of the Forum

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    Oh, I see. I think different than most. I thought he wanted a bathtub near the window so it would be easier to dump water out.

    I guess I'm as looney as the Joker and need to go to Arkham ASAP. :D
     
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