interesting work out....

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  1. GodofHardcore

    GodofHardcore Paragon of the Forum *

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    I was going to title this autism work out but too many people would assume it's another one of THOSE GOH threads rather, it's something very interesting I learned today.

    So anyways if you don't know I have a brother and sister with Autism. Somehow my brother is in pretty good shape wasn't until he started going in our pool that I saw just HOW great shape he's in. Kid's ripped, So I'm like how does he do that. So after a day of wondering it hit me. It's the way he flails back and fourth when he's excited about something. He also does alot of jumping.

    OK Is this it? SO for 15 minutes I decide to sway and jump and flail my self around and guess what? I felt it after 5 minutes.

    I might be on to something here, but marketing it as the "Autism workout" Will piss ALOT OF PEOPLE OFF.

    Somebody thought I was joking and took offense to it already.

    I looked no less stupid doing it than I did when I tried Tae Bo I won't know if it works for awhile I started with 15 minutes and I'll do 15 minutes of this a day then 20 and so on.

    Who would think I'd get a workout routine from something my Autistic brother just happens to DO when he's excited about something?
     
  2. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    It depends on, obviously, how much flaililng around he/you do.
     
  3. Hawanja

    Hawanja Ancient Deadly Ninja Baby

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    Yeah, I don't think the title "God of Hardcore's Autisim work out" is going to sell very many dvds.

    Or maybe it will, but for the wrong reasons.
     
  4. GodofHardcore

    GodofHardcore Paragon of the Forum *

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    Well HE almost never stops. He isn't as ripped as I thought he was but he's still toned up quite well.

    DAMN THAT KID. Well if he can't count cards getting me in shape might help me just as much.
     
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  5. Taemos

    Taemos Officer at Arms

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    Dude... he swims. That's one of the best workouts you can get.

    Keep on with your autism workout, though. I'm sure it works for you.
     
  6. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    What do you mean "people would assume it's another one of THOSE GOH threads", it IS ANOTHER one of those GOH threads!
     
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  7. MitsuruX

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    My wifes cousin is "mentally handicapped" and the dude is very strong... (and a super nice guy as well).. and i've often wondered as well how he got so strong.. as he doesn't work out (to my knowledge).. but he doesn't "Jump around" or anything like that as he is quite calm natured..

    One of the Kids in my wifes mentor goups is also metally handicapped and he is VERY strong as well i think he's like 12...

    .....
     
  8. GodofHardcore

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    It's like kids with Autism are the real life version of Marvel's mutants
     
  9. XxHennersXx

    XxHennersXx I post here on the toilet sometimes.

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    I almost got my balls ripped off by a kid with autism. He couldn't use his legs, and so he used his arms on crutches his entire life to get around. I was friends with his brother, one day while playing goldeneye a few years back, he wasn't in his crutches. He would often just drag himself around, crawling on the floor. well he LUNGED at me, choked me with one arm, and with the other, GRABBED. MY. BALLS. AND STARTED TO PULL.

    Took 3 of my friends to get him off.

    Fucker was strong...
     
  10. GodofHardcore

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    Marvel's Mutants yo
     
  11. madhatter256

    madhatter256 Illustrious Member

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    not exactly like marvel's mutants...
     
  12. GodofHardcore

    GodofHardcore Paragon of the Forum *

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    I'm toying with the idea of creating a superhero with Autism.

    I think I will call him

    RAIN MAN
     
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  13. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    I ve never seen a Gipsy superhero, maybe you should make one of those. Odd how no one sympathizes for the Gipsies yet is politically correct about every other thing.
     
  14. GodofHardcore

    GodofHardcore Paragon of the Forum *

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    Ever see that one episode of house where he treats a Gypsy?

    they were real douchebags......

    What exactly would that Gypsy superhero do? Swindle people out of money then move on?
     
  15. Taucias

    Taucias Site Supporter 2014,2015

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    I don't understand how someone with two siblings with autism would write posts like this.
     
  16. GodofHardcore

    GodofHardcore Paragon of the Forum *

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    It's becasue I do that I can say these things

    I have an I know what it's like pass
     
  17. XxHennersXx

    XxHennersXx I post here on the toilet sometimes.

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    ...it's amazing what a comma can do for a sentence.

     
  18. Paulo

    Paulo PoeticHalo

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    Doesnt help the second sentence though.
     
  19. XxHennersXx

    XxHennersXx I post here on the toilet sometimes.

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    true, it should read

     
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