Artery - The study of paintingsBacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - What doctors do when patients die Benign - What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome Catscan - Searching for Kitty Cauterize - Made eye contact with her Colic - A sheep dog Coma - A punctuation mark Dilate - To live long Enema - Not a friend Fester - Quicker than someone else Fibula - A small lie Impotent - Distinguished, well known Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane Morbid - A higher offer Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates Node - I knew it Outpatient - A person who has fainted Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative - A letter carrier Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery Rectum - Nearly killed him Secretion - Hiding something Seizure - Roman emperor Tablet - A small table Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport Tumour - One plus one more Urine - Opposite of you're out
Oh yeh like that isn't interchangable into any race/ethnicity/country of origin. For the record my mom's maiden name was McKey and my dad a Campbell. Wanna fight about it?
sod irish, the best one i heard over and over again from my time as a nurse was, you'd admit a patient, general chitchat, ask what conditions they had, and most of the time (put on your best blackcountry accent here) 'cor i dunno luv, its me blood pressure! its doin me nut in!' so the obvious question (for anyone with any sort of medical knowlage would agree) is, is your blood pressure high or low? the amounts of times they just started at me and said 'am yam havin a laugh? i dunno!, i 'ad to cop the bus down 'ere for yaw ta ask me that, dats ur fuckin job ay it?' anyways, may not be as funny as the irish jokes, but still makes me chuckle to this day when i see the 'am yams down the town'
