Score points everytime you see or do the below. See 5 or more Japanese Schoolkids stand in the street and giggle Swear that you're going to get run over by a bicycle (bonus point if you do get hit, 10 bonus points if its fatal). Buy a cheap transparent umbrella as its raining See a fat westerner in McDonalds or KFC (bonus point if you are that fat westerner), no points if the westerner is in Mos Burger or another Japanese burger chain. Swear that you've seen at least 5 super models walking down the street Get handed at least 6 packs of tissues Get handed at least 5 flyers for a cosplay or maid cafe See a western game collector checking out a game a bit too carefully (bonus point if you slap them). See a PSP on the train. Manage to go a week and not eat any western food. See someone buying a Xbox 360 game (bonus point if they are buying the console too). See a westerner playing a Mahjong game in an arcade. (bonus point if he's good, minus 2 points if its me). Get approached and offered a good time or a lady by an african or someone of eastern or south eastern european origin. Hear a westerner speaking loudly in English to some Japanese person that doesn't understand English. See an advert repeated twice on TV. See an ganguro girl outside Shibuya or a fashion area. Feel free to add things.
See on old woman run and shove her self at the front of the line like an olympic sprinter as soon as the bus or train door opens even though you've been standing at the front for 15 bloody minutes. Man, they piss me off ! It's not as if they're not going to get a seat. Yakumo
What if you're the one riding the bicycle? I can 1-up this. I have a friend that goes to real live Mahjong parlors and plays... plays well, at that.
Huh, I once see twenty ganguro going round the grounds of Himeji castle! (Triple bonus for context confusion) I'll add - catching a "host" in the wild. Ie. a boring context. I saw one in a conbini wearing a horrible burberry suit! Getting an audible and shameless - Kakoiiiiiiiii Having your photo taken secretly (in Macdonalds for bonus points) Making people blush profusely by holding a door open for them. (this is a habit I cannot kick, it goes against everything English in me not to hold doors open)
It is not customary to open the door for women in Japan, that's all. Or get their chair, for that matter. In fact, if it's the end of the day and they haven't gotten slapped in the face at least once, they're having a pretty good day. That last bit was a joke.
