Just broke up? Need a date? This is the link for you...

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

 

Scary.

 

hmmmmm what a good thought about writing to one, maybe i should write to one of them ?.....

 

I'm gonna write to a rapist and tell them I'm a petit twelve year old girl... Heh Im gonna raped aren't I?

 

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jennifer-8533b.htm

Wow...read the description on this fellow inmate.

 

You know, I actually looked for a LEGIT one of these where people (guys or girls) wanted to talk to people on the outside. Like have conversations, shit like that. No dating. They don't exist. They're all about inmates finding white trash to masturbate too. For shame.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/bi-sexual/kathryn-8092wb.htm
Mail sent!

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/straight/meta-7071w.htm
WTF -- look at the occupation.

 

Your dream girl?

 

She's mine Paulo! You can't have her like you had the airsoft Resident Evil gun.

 

If you guys want sex, then wake up with your left kidney missing, go here: www.adultfriendfinder.com

 

All the options above sound better than some dates I've had.

 

He he he, I could use me a prison woman. She wouldn't mind staying locked up. BADA-BING! Is this thing on?

My friend Matt actually used that Adultfriendfinder site is it's maximum effect, he got with some (not bad looking) lady who was old enough to be his mother. Then she started showing up at work all randomly and harrassing him. (back when I was a slave at Starbucks)

 

Those prison women make my penis sad.

 

You guys ever used friendster? I have a buddy who has gotten laid more with Friendster in a year than he ever could just going out to bars.