Lip Plumping device? or something else?

So... I was watching TV the other day and some viewers of the Rachael Ray show were testing some products which they hoped would pump up their "unattractive thin lips".
One of the tests was on this gem of a product. take a look at this baby!



http://www.rejenuve.com/LLSL.htm


If only you had seen the woman jerk off this red tube as it suctioned to her mouth on national television.

Ha

 

Ha it kind of looks like a snorkel... you know that you also stroke to make your lips big.

 

More functional than the oral sex light.

 

My my, just the product Jocelyn Wildenstein needs ;-)

 

Too many jokes :banghead:

I am going to ignore this thread for fear of being banned for being too crude.