http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-japanese-super-safe-wii-safety-manual-218939.php Some highlights (with editorial by me ;p) DO NOT ASSAULT NERDS WITH WIIMOTE! DO NOT ATTEMPT AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIATION WITH WIIMOTE! DO NOT POUR ALE ON YOUR WII! YOUR WII DOES NOT HAVE NIGHTMARES, HIDING IT UNDER A BLANKET IS UNNECESARY! DO NOT ALLOW LEPRECHAUNS TO PENETRATE YOUR WII! FROSTY THE SNOWMAN HATES WII. THE PRICK. DO NOT THROW YOUR WII AWAY, THIS MAKES BABY JESUS CRY :`(
Yeah, I was looking at them in the instruction book yesterday. Some are just pure dumb but I guess they have to print them to cover their own arse in case some dumb idot tries any of them. Yakumo
Electrical stuff must go in to a special collecting bag to be picked up from your home. Probably that's what they are trying to get accross. Yakumo
I love japanese manuals. I remember the sega saturn one with a saturn with hands trying to stop a person who is holding a screw driver.
Nah, this is more what I first had in mind when I saw the pic: DON'T LET [Irish/] HIPPIES NEAR YOUR WII! (But I guess the reference makes me look old, doesn't it?)
I see the glass of liquid, but is that other than a bullet? Telling you please do not shoot your system with your firearms? ;p
The Japanese DSLite manual is pretty funny. For some reason, the snowman has an original Gameboy sticking out of his head.
DO NOT PLACE THE WII BETWEEN A SNOWMAN AND A HEATER The japanese DS manual is goofy too, one precaution is just a guy with a DS in his ass pocket.
