Here! from benheck.com Some funny parts: "This X360 cant be fixed by any hair dryer we here posses..." "its a gift! why dont we use it against our enemies?" "as what? a doorstop? never trust microsoft!" Grima: "Bill Gates you cant win a console war...." Gates: "I.....I cant win a console war...." Voice: "Sire! you mind has been poisoned!" X360 guy: "Theres a faul smell upon the air...." Assim gandolf (Indian tech support) "its the Dreamcast, its been following us for 3 days" Wii: "hey, what are you doing back there Dreamcast"? DC with gollum-like voice "THIIIIIIIIINKING!" PS3-Sauron: "Foolish Wii! no nextgen console can defeat me!" Wii: "I am no nextgen console!" PS3-Sauron: "AAAARGHHHHH!"