I have a new game I just invented. You take a game and make it dirty then try and pitch in to the other members of the board. Example: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher misinterperets a mission objective and goes crazy trying to make the worlds first adult spy movie. By using his thermal goggles to peak in on ladies showering or old men changing in dark rooms, to using spy camera's carefully placed in the womens locker room. I dunno just my rambling
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/SoulChimera/vortal_pic_129745.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v94/SoulChimera/vortal_pic_129747.jpg Mmmm sexeh :-D Spiel :
I am all over this: The Legend of Raoul: Raoul the gay supermodel has to steal back the rainbow triforce from Nazi Skinhead Gannondorf in the mythical land of the Golden Shower Super Buttakke bros.- Two big sweaty hairy italian brothers, one princess, and and an ounce of 'shrooms. Hilarity ensuses. Penis Kong- Mario has a meatcicle swordfight with a gorilla over his trysexual girlfriend (as in she'll try anything- gorillas, chickens, mud, anything.) Sword Captor Double Penetrator Sakura the human aquarium: Would be funny but I think there is actually already a game out there like this Grand Theft Anal 4: the San Francisco connection: Use your imagination
looks like really short distance from the GameCube to the mic once it's plugged in though gotta be not to scale...
Actually if you search the net a bit you'll find out that there is already a porn series with the title grand theft anal :smt042
More: Sonic the Transexual- Sonic has to run his ass off in order to make it to the clinic on time for his transformation into the person he was born to be. Watch out for rednecks, racist cops, Skinheads, and bible thumpers. Collect 50 cockrings for an extra life. Mario Death cart- Mario and friends decide to hold thier latest race inside a mall during an orphan homeless midget convention. Extra points for tailswiping eight year olds into the hot dog cart. The Sims part 5: Real life- Your Sim gets a job, is late one day becasue the president dies and traffic is backed up for six hours on a normally half hour commute, gets bitched at by his boss, his loser brother gets your car towed in down town Los Angeles at two in the morning and you have to drive 60 miles and pay $250 to get it out of impound becasue the asshole on the other line is too "busy" to take a credit card then you find his ass playing FFVIII when you get there, An old lady screams at him for leaning on her $620000 shit mobile, he gets drunk at a party and his friends write all over his face with a marker and throw his pants in the swimming pool, the girl he loves marries somebody else (I am going to kill myself,) days seem to blend into each other becasue of thier awe inspiring banality, the only good things in his life that are keeping him from commiting suicide are a love for fine activities like masturbation to complete strangers on the internet, but right when he's got the shotgun in his mouth and ready to pull the trigger the phone rings, and your sims loser brother has just gotten arrested and is stranded downtown again and he has to leave work early to pick his ass up, then his mother's car breaks down and her credit is too fucked up to buy another one so he buys another car and gives her the old one, thereby taking two car payments upon himself and having to work even more, the girl he loves dumps her boyfriend but still won't get with you becasue she's... oh who knows what her problem is...the goal of the game is to live from one shitty crisis to another until you finally die, old and decrepid, at age 127 because fucking medical science is too goddammed advanced to let you die at a normal age, blind, in a wheel chair, with no arms or legs and suffering from a mad case of looney old man's disease. Wait for the expansion pack: The Sims: Your credit is fucked. Super Butt Moneky Balls - This one needs no explaination.
