Making friends with native Japanese - difficult task?

Discussion in 'Japan Forum: Living there or planning a visit.' started by ave, Apr 11, 2010.

  1. Yakumo

    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    3000 yen for 2 blowjobs?/ Man, nice value!!:clap: Just a shame that your dick may drop off.
     
  2. PhantasyStar

    PhantasyStar Well Known Member

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    You could always wear a flavored rubber.
    Or, just wear a non-flavored one like a boss.
     
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  3. ccovell

    ccovell Resolute Member

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    Oh, I've been living in Tokyo for 2 years now; I guess I didn't tell you. PM me if you want to do a gaming day or Akiba trip.
     
  4. Yakumo

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    It's not the same though really :)
     
  5. Legion

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    how about a feather light one? :)
     
  6. PhantasyStar

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    Ah, I'm guessing you didn't like the taste?

    Might be a bad idea if she starts using some teeth and those lip particles flood the rubber.
     
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    Hahah, I'm pretty sure he was pointing out how bad bjs feel when your wearing a rubber. Might as well settle for a tug. :rolleyes:
     
  8. GaijinPunch

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    Haha, yeah, I know he was.

    Anyways, I just realized I haven't even addressed the actual reason for this thread.

    I may not have been here for a year yet, but I found out the more you speak Japanese, the easier it is to make friends(of course, right?). That's probably the most difficult step for me.

    Last semester, I was too shy to speak Japanese with the others on my floor, but with the new students who moved in, I don't care if I screw up or not, so I've just been speaking Japanese only. I've already done more this semester with the others; we even hit up a girl's only dorm. Apparently, the dorm doesn't like when 7 guys go with 1 girl. Better than last semester when others would only contact me when they needed me to check their English papers...

    The only time all roommates from last semesters were in the shared kitchen at the same time is when someone decided to buy porn and leave it on the table. This other guy and I placed all the porn on top of a bulletin board and all the roommates came out and talked about it for an hour.
     
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    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    Sorry, I fail to see the pleasure in having a blowjob with a rubber on. Well unless you're really romantic and you blow your load as soon as a woman touches you :cur_sonic:
     
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    Honestly, I don't see the point either.
    However, some might have a fetish for J-girls, so that's the only option I can think of now.
     
  13. GaijinPunch

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    I've heard of guys completely carrying out a pair of pants do to some grinding. Really wish that could happen to me. I'd pay good money for it. That is pure talent!

    Most of them are retarded when it comes to condoms.
     
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  14. Tachikoma

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    Those (if you mean the Silicon ones) are like wrapping your old fella in cling film, it may be thinner, but it reduces any sensation by 253%
     
  15. Jamtex

    Jamtex Adult Orientated Mahjong Connoisseur

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    What are the chances of getting this thread back on topic? I bet Ave is sitting in a corner crying wondering where it all went wrong.

    I don't have any collector friends in Japan but I do have a lot of Japanese friends in the art field, in the game developement field and a writer friend (who wrote a good book on Gaming).
     
  16. ASSEMbler

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    Japanese women give THE WORST blowjobs. EVER.

    Thai women go at it like the elixir of life is hidden
    somewhere in the penis and they're 15 minutes from
    death.
     
  17. GaijinPunch

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    That just means Thai women are the bigger ho out of the box. Any one can be taught (even Japanese).
     
  18. Jamtex

    Jamtex Adult Orientated Mahjong Connoisseur

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    Can we rename this thread "Japanese prostitution and blow jobs?"

    Anyway it's being a tad racist saying one countries women give bad fellatio, I can't see anyone really having had enough women from one country to have a fair survey sample. There are 23.6 million women in Japan aged between 20 and 49 (26.5 if you want to include the 15 to 19 year olds), so you would need to sleep with at least 4 digit numbers of them to have a fair survey sample.

    I personally have been very satisfied with the level of fellatio skills of Japanese women, and fairly unsatisfied with the level of skill of Thai women (although as this is only 2, it's not surprising....)
     
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  20. ASSEMbler

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    Ah ok, back to non BJ related materials...

    Uhm.

    Oddest place you've found a vending machine?


    Me: A torn down building, but the drink machines were still there,
    and running.
     
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