Lightsabers are real dangerous. Turn it on the wrong way, and you may lose your penis. Good thing that in the Star Wars Universe you can get a droid penis. And if the jedi were real... Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!111!!!11!!!!
or if it is the french way it is Dymas/Dümas "dy/düma" (like the Writer Dumas) and not dumbass. then i don´t think i can explain more precisely
They also made off with an older Casio Pocket PC, his Xbox, and an engagement ring (plus other odds and ends). He wasn't pleased...