Maria Ozawa pimping herself?

Absolutely annoying if you ask me. I can't stand these Japanese actresses who make sounds like some stupid effect in Street Fighter: as if Chun Li would receive 250 middle punches in a row until it's finally over.

Almost on par with those German productions/amateur films in which there's one guy who just won't stop babbling with this typical lumpen loud voice... :dammit:

 

Pokemon pr0n is the way to go.

 

Speaking of German porn - at least the Js don't keep cutting to the guy's face all the time. Who the fuck wants to see that?

Ooh yeah that's hot!

 

Japanese porn may be the most unsexy thing on the planet, next to Japanese TV.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XsSoMBVF3w

This guy loves pokemon

 

It's not entirely true, they have some damn good still skills, but as soon it moves it's over.

 

LOL

You mean it looks natural?

 

is it me or does Maria Ozawa look like the Haifu sister of Morgan Webb?

 

I can kind of see where you are coming from.
What would you do if your child was pimping herself like this?

I am wondering if she didnt go down this path she could have become a movie star or some other way to use her looks.
Granted the money for pimping is good but you can't sustain that can you?
Whats the shelf life for hoes

 

Did you mean Asakusa?

 

probably ...where the large temple is.
to the left of it is some seedy areas

 

What is porn if not prositution with a camera, though?

 

Who?

 

First off, I love that Pokémon video.

"Why you hatin'? Why you hatin?"

"I'mma get all of 'em n*ggas."

As everyone probably knows, it comes from the greek roots "Porné" (Prostitute) and "Graph___" (Depiction of, writing about) - so yeah, pretty much you're right.

Still, pr0n is fucking awesome.

And that being said, I dislike most Japanese porn because of the reasons exhibited in this thread.

 

Dislike Japanese porn all you want, but goddammit western porn is unwatchable nowadays. It's so goddamn tacky and straight up disgusting..

 

Armature is the way to go. Even Japanese armature porn is good. Not that I watch a lot of it you understand. I'm a married man so getting it isn't a problem. Oh hang on, we have a kid now. Looks like my need for porn is valid after all :lol:

Yakumo

 

Got any home-made easter eggs on your site, Yakumo?

 

nope.