Mission Statements

I need to write one for my web site for Videogames and I need it to sound professional but not like a jumped up prick sounding one like most shops do.
Any advice?

 

Care to post what you currently have written so we can guide you from there?

 

Video Gamer
"To kill crush and destroy the cunts who bought @\|[{##|~¹{[~~.co.uk"

Or

Video Gamer
Our aim it to provide a site where people can come find information and knowledge about Video games be it Current gen or Vintage. From downloads of homebrew games or thro our pages of common faults, to our shop we hope to to be of interest to Video gamers across the net.







Hmmm needs more work...

 

Im also working an another project.

www.mydjset.com

Here at mydjset.com (MDS) we want to provide a site where bedroom djs can get heard. For Free. Come listen to what people around the world are playing. Feel free to comment on peoples mixes or upload your own.

 

If you read it out loud, it should definitely be done in the fat comic guy from the Simpson's voice.

 

How about the following:

putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibility and leveraging profitability toward exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.

Gotta love that Harvey Birdman Sebben & Sebben training video

 

I love it.