I saw a similar topic on another forum and thought the replies were all funny. Well, I have 10 nicknames of enemies that I nicknamed for fun or when I was angry with them. WARNING: SPOLIER ALERT FOR SOME ENEMIES!!! 1. 6th Colossus from SOTC I nicknamed this particular Colossus "Beardy Brandon" because he had a long ass beard that you could climb on to reach the head. "Beardy Brandon" was the name me and a few of my friends gave to this guy in high school who grew a pretty thick beard. His name was Brandon, too. 2. The Dark one (I refuse to call him lord of the black abyss) from Twilight spirits. I nicknamed this reincarnation of the Dark one from previous ATL games the "lord of being annoyingly cheap" He shoots some Dark lazer beam that takes 75% of EVERYONES health down if they are in the attack radius. He used to kill my guys all the time and I didnt beat the game for 2 years just because of his cheap ass. 3. The "sand farmers" from Phantasy Star 1. I nicknamed these guys Jawas. I wonder where I got that from? Seriously, though, PS1 was probably the biggest Star Wars ripoff game of all time. 4. Anubis from ZOE II This guy gets several nicknames from me. "The guy that comes back every 5 seconds", "Bullet mech", "crazed lunatic", and "Really fuckin' fast and hard" Damn that last one sounds nasty. 5. Black Fiend from Lunar 2 "Damn bastard that made me break my Ps1 controller" 6. Crowe from Far Cry "The invincible son of a bitch" Seriously, I think something is wrong with this segment of Far Cry. He stands on this ledge with a minigun type weapon and shoots at you like crazy while you kill his henchmen. You can shoot him but I dont think it does any damage until you kill off his legion of soldiers. There are at least 50 of them and they all have machine guns and only TWO packs of health is on the map. Then he jumps down and goes beserk on you when they all die. 7.Various Goblin type monsters on Wild Arms I called them "Cats" since they meowed like a cat when you hit them. That game was awesome but some parts were awesomely bad. 8. Gogendantes from Onimusha 2 "Gogensucktes" Yeah, I know. Lame nickname. I REALLY hated this guy though, since when you fight him on the beach, if you had low health and saved before the fight, you were absolutely screwed. He killed me every single time, and I couldnt go back for more health or anything. You guys dont wannna know the other names I called him. 9. There was this one boss in Fire Emblem (Cant remember his real name) "Asshole" In this battle, its EXTREMELY tough to keep your units all alive. Asshole has a wall of Cavaliers all around him, SEVERAL waves of troops and extra Cavaliers coming after you, and in the middle of the battle rogue pirates and beserkers start attacking you from the sea just below your position. Even if I got rid of all the advancing troops, I couldnt even get close to Asshole because of all his nonmoving defensive troops. This battle was particularly freaking hard because it was one of the earlier ones, and you didnt have very good classes. With lots of luck, I sent a squad of troops to kill his bodyguards, and then Asshole kills one of my guys in one hit near the end (This happened about 10 times in a row, wasting several hours). I start cussing like a sailor and ripped the light off of my old GBA and broke it in anger. 10. Margaret from Tactics ogre (GBA) "Damn cheap Son of a Bitch" God, this battle not only sucked, it was really, REAAAALLLLY hard. Imagine a really huge wall where Archers can stand and rain arrows down on you like no tomorrow (Height increases arrow range in this game, BTW) while legions of Strong Duke Knights block off the bridge and halt all your movement while all sorts of other crap like magicians and shit, cast area affecting magic on you WHILE clerics continually heal the Duke Knights, magicians, and Archers (if they get hit by another archer or something) Dying in this game can sometimes be a good or a bad thing. Since you can come back as an Angel knight or Demon warrior if you are lucky. Anyways, by the time you take care of all the knights, mages, and clerics, your cleric is usually dead and / or out of MP or items. You are still being continually pelted with arrows all the way to the wall, and then you challenge Margaret. You strike first if you are "lucky". Yippee 5 damage! (out of 75 or whatever) Counterattack! You = dead instantly. >:[ Well thats it for me. I dont remember all the EXACT names I have called other enemies over the years, but these stick out in my mind. Usually I wont nickname an enemy unless they really piss me off.
I remember way back when I was a kid, I rented Bad Street Brawler for the NES. Worst game ever. The thing is you got a whole 30 seconds to complete a level and the only way to get more time was to kill this little guy that only stuck his head out for all of two seconds. He's a little midget with a bowler hat on. He sticks his head out, nails you with one of those boxing-glove-on-a-stick things and takes off 1/3 of your lifebar then disappears. If you miss him no extra time for you. I hate that "little bastard in a hat."
Oh man, Bad Street Brawler. That was probably literally, the gayest video game ever concieved. Other than Cho Aniki... BSB was going to be an action figure by Mattel or something, but it got canned but he did get his own game. I-mockery kind of did a review of the game. http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/5.php
My girlfriend and I call "Isaaru" from Final Fantasy X "IsaaAaaaAAAAru", like, with many extra "A"s, because it sounds funny. We've recently been saying that a lot at random intervals. It weirds people out. There are also "those little sperm guys" from R-Type Final. Actually, many guys from shooters are named by description - like "that curvy motherfucker with the fucking mirrors", or "that fucking fetus thing". Sounds better in Spanish. My friends and I call Chip from Guilty Gear X "Goku". My friend Astral Freak and I call the final boss from Giga Wing 2 "Giga-Lolitron" (long story), and the three consecutive rotary bosses from Ikaruga the Mega-Washing Machine, the Giga-Washing Machine and the Giga-Dryer. And, back in the nineties, some friends and I used to call Tekken the "Angry Fighting Asian People Game" I think that's pretty much it.
The giant wormy/snakey thing in the 2nd or 3rd chapter of RE4, became "The fucking scary boat eating worm bastard".
