My Magic 8-Ball also tells me that I've got leprosy and SARS, but I don't believe the little sadistic #$%^. I take it this was meant to be a reply to the thread on the speculation of the Sega E3 announcement? ;-)
Oh man, I've heard such weird crap about this Sega announcement thing. First sega will be reentering the Hardware field, than they will be merging with Nintendo. Yet another source said Merging with Sony. Soon it will be Merging with santa claus to bring free Sega toys to all the good little girls and boys of the world.
This just in!!!! Just in!!! Sega has announced a merger with GreatstLouis!!!! after hearing of the advanced talking 8-ball technology Sega immediately called Greatst. and made a lucrative partership offer. GreatSt will retain rights to the ball and sega will assume the role of managing partner....who can guess where this will lead????
Press Release: Sega Of Japan and GreatSaintLouis LLC to merge. In an unprecedented stock buyout, Sammy has sold its controlling shares in SOJ to GreatSaintLouis LLC, an upstart company specializing in unproductivity, misinformation, and propaganda. "With our patented Talking 8-Ball technology and Sega's long history of innovative products, I can honestly tell you that we are working on something big, that many of you have always dreamed of but will never guess" a spokesperson who wished to remain anonymous said on Thursday. Details of this upcoming project may or may not be unvieled at the upcoming Electronics Entertainment Expo. "It all depends on the status of our current project. Not to give anything away, but we're working on something really important called 'Operation: Miyamoto must die'. We really think it's going to be a 'hit'." This ambitious partnership has even announced expansion plans into an area that few businesses have ventured before - the much maligned looney bin. rayer: :toimonster:
Greatsaintlouis: Can I buy shares directly from you, or do I have to go down the usual path? I'm thinking about heavily investing in your company. Tell me more about this "propaganda" you will be manufacturing... Tony
Our propaganda dissemination techniques are among the finest in the world, and we pride ourselves on being able to creat efficient propaganda to fill any of our clients' needs. So if there is something you need propagandized, odds are, we can do it for you. And while we are not yet a publicly traded company, we do plan on unveiling the trading of shares in the coming months. You can go through your normal stock trading company, or you may buy shares directly from us for a limited time at a yet-undisclosed price. The 8-ball, after a stunning coup d'état, has assumed the position of CEO in GreatSaintLouis LLC, and has been busy rewriting our business roadmap for the next year, and with that will come the figures for our stock plans.
I can't wait for all those crossovers between the legendary series brought up both by Sega and GreatSL in the last 20 years.
