http://blogs4brownback.wordpress.com/2007/10/12/early-christmas-alert-nintendo-ds/ Awesome. DS is a rape device.
man journalists are like crack-whores. They ll do and say anything for some publicity. I ve got a thing against stupid people, but i ve got a couple of extra things against people who mislead stupid folks. Directing an idiot is as bad as ass-fucking a five-year old : it can be detrimental to society, our children's future and will make people paranoid and afraid of sex and inserting things in their butt. Besides, little Timmy beats the one-eyed snake 3 times a day anyway, it's not the handheld that's going to make him want sex - it's the fact that he's engineered by nature to crave rubbing against something subject to visual or mental images. (duh?) Additionally, Pictochat is awesome. Too bad most people buy a DS to play games and don't bother with Pictochat at all. Guess rapists have to find another route to childrens' tender bumholes. PS: Some poor kid apparently watched porn-sites on his PSP and he got interviewed on national television as if he commited a crime. Nice going religious morons. No wonder kids turn into adults with sexual complex, that go around raping, killing and generally doing what they weren't allowed to watch as kids ;p Remember folks: The more you conceal something, the smellier it gets and eventually will rot.
Okay that is just dumb, but what is with the fat greasy Mario guy halfway down the story with his hands in his pants lol - slogan underneath, "touching is good" - please tell me that is a mock-up, piss take rather than some official Nintendo marketing lol lol lol
Does this mean i can buy the limited edition Satan red Devil screen! i hear it also comes with a ultra rare fire and brimstone addon that lets you communicate directly with MR Spikey Horns using picochat!
Ok, this has to be some form of satire, as nobody is that stupid. No, sorry, they are batshit insane, check this nugget. Wow.
Wow it's the gun thing all over again... I think you should have put more emphasis on retards in that statement and less on religion.. or at least I hope so.
Jesus christ these people are retarded. Did you read their segment about Pac Man being a metaphor for drug use? By that logic, any media-form where something eats something else and this has some sort of effect, it's a reference to drug use. Wouldn't that mean that nearly every commercial on TV promotes drug use? It also says that the "Pac" in Pac Man is probably a reference to Tupac Shakur. First of all, it's well known that "Pac" is short for "paku paku" which is Japanese onomatopoeia for eating. Secondly, Tupac didn't release his first album until 1991 and Pac Man came out in 1980. Do they even think about what they're saying before they blurt it out? Also, read this response that somebody left: My god... either that's a joke, or I have lost all hope for the human species.
Thing is everytime one of these nutjobs surface they always seem to be the religous type with their own twisted agenda, It's just an observation. The fact they called it the devil screen was a clue hehe. I know not all religous people are like this, however thre should be a law made to stop nutjobs getting net access & spewing their deluded agendas onto the net to corrupt & brainwash others. The fact that they mentioned (He who shall not be named) supposed game expert, made it even more laughable (& im not talking about voldermort LOL)
Oh I was sure you were not attempting to make a blanket statement about all of religion.. I just wanted to clarify that so as not to start anything later on. But yeah this kind of stuff is generally started by some zealot claiming to have a corner on all of religion.
Yeah, I thought it might be satire after I posted it, but it really isn't. Sad thing is some people might believe this stuff, maybe.
God damn, I hate these people. They make the rest of us in this country look bad. On behalf of my nation, please don't pay attention to the red states. We're making them sit at the kiddy table this Christmas.
