I don't understand why no one thought about it earlier, and since we're coming from all around the world, it could be fun to hear the last jokes of the other side of the globe, you know. Every jokes are permited, this is including Everything, from stories to stupid idea, EVEN dirty jokes are permited (unless the mods say otherwise ), but it still need to be a joke. Post whatever you've heard that was funny!
this one is very old, but i always liked it. So, if a cat always land on his four legs, and that a toast always land on the side of the peanutbutter, what happens if you glue the unpeanutbuttered (???) side of the toast with the back of the cat and make 'em fall from a tree? it wasn't the easiest thing to translate from french, but i did it as best as i can, sorry.
Two nuns are riding a tandem bicycle to church one day. Nun A: "I've never come this way before". Nun B: "I know... it's the cobblestones."
