Have to share this joke, told this very morn' by Rick Wakeman (he of YES fame!) An elderly lady approaches her Priest and explains... Old Lady 'Father I have two smutty parrots and must change their ways. Whenever people pass my window they call out "We are slvts, come take us!" Priest 'That is vile, you must be ashamed of them, yet I have a solution for you. I too own parrots and taught them the life of virtue. Each day they spend their time praying to the Lord God above. Bring your harlot parrots to me tomorrow and we shall redeem them!' <Next day> Old Lady 'Father, here are my parrots...' and as she takes the cover off the cage the two female parrots exclaim 'OOoooo, your a big boy - we are slvts, come take us!' Shocked, the priest crosses himself and points at his two parrots in the corner... 'Look at these parrots of mine, they are quietly sitting with their rosary beads in contemplation. Let us move the two pairs of parrots together to ensure that the Lords work is done!' As they move the parrots into the same cage one of the Old ladies parrots cries out 'Cor, your handsome, you'll do me!' Priest's parrot number one turns to Priest's parrot number 2 and say 'Dave, put those rosary beads away, our prayers have been answered!' :lol: Well, I liked it!
I knew it already, so it is an old ancient joke in my memory . But it is a good one none the less. Here is a good one too. An old man sits in a train in front of a punker, and the man seriously looks at the punker, untill the punker stands up, and asks "hey old man why are you looking at me so seriously ?" And the old man answers, "well in my younger days, I fucked a hen (you can put hedgehog in instead if you want a game reference) and I now wonder if you are my son !". I think I know too many of these jokes.
