OT: Come and curse with us! (WAS: Wondering something...)

Why is the word shit the only word being censored i mean we can alle swear what we want in ever bigger profanity and a simple word like "shit" gets censored

 

scumbag asswipe slut jackass hooker lol come one lets get this thread a good cursing

but no profanities about sexual orientations (gay bi´s )

 

Hmm, looks fun. Let's have a try.

Gob-Shite, Git-Face, Fuckwhit, piss-ant, cunt features, TWAT, sh!t eater and wanker (my personal fav' :smt023 )

Man, knew loads when I lived in Liverpool. Forgot most of them now. By the way, here's a dirty joke from when I was a school boy.

.There were these two boys who snook on to a train for a trip to London. Whilst the train was in the station one of the boys says to the other boy "I need a shite !" "But we can't get off the train otherwise the conductor will catch us" replied the other boy. "I know", said the boy, "Why don't you drop your pants and I'll draw a face on your arse". "What for" replied the boy who needed a shite. "Well, you could then stick your arse out of the train window and passers by would think it was a face". "Great idea" said the boy who at this time really needed to shite. So the boy stuck his arse out of the train window with this face painted on it. A passing elderly man saw the boy's arse hanging out of the window. But with the guy being elderly he coundn't see too well. So he thought the boy's arse was infact a face. Anyway, the elderly guy was eating some Finsh and chips. He offered some to the boy's arse when suddenly the boy farted ! The enderly man replied to the boy's fart "You don't have to blow young man, they're not hot"

:smt043 :smt043

Well, it was funny when I was younger
Yakumo

 

lol Yakumo :smt033

Here's my delightful bit of prose in honor of our great shaggames whom we all love:

You cobble stoned cocked, carp slurping gastric wart, prep
school prostitute, bible thumping prosthetisational lumpy,
cat food eating sewer wrech, goat rumping deusch bag,
vitamin supplementing leper, relish dwelling,
underwearless, transparent, monotard wearing battle dyke,
facist goose pimple, bolivian buttcrack spider, chest shaving nut sack afro, cradle robbing lock jawed jungle ape, double fisted assramming indian rubber extendible dildo master.

 

:smt103 how rude!

 

"Dude, stop being such a fucktangle"

My personal one. I haven't met a person yet it hasn't confused when I've called tehm it ^_^

 

Wow, this is fun

Fudge Packer, Pecker Neck, Turd Burglar, Fucktard, Ass wipe, Piss Ant, BAMF, Blue Balls, :smt042

 

You would have to fucking bring back a piss poor thred from fucking ages ago. Nobs to that I say :smt045

Yakumo