Mr Reggie Fils-Aime The vice president of sales for Nintendo has become somewhat of an internet hype since his pre E3 presentation: http://reggielution.ytmnd.com/ <-- Dance Dance Reggie-Lution (sound on to enjoy) And a funny quote from another forum: In a shocking turn of events, the normally jubilant and quiet-mannered crowd of the annual Electronics Entertainment Expo in Los Angeles was caught in the midst of a sudden riot that left over 100 of the attendees dead and over 400 in critical condition. The carnage began when one show attendee apparently questioned the viability of long-time videogame King, Nintendo. The vice president of sales for Nintendo, Reggie Fils-Aime, cornered the show-goer and asked for his name. Before the unidentified attendee has a chance to answer, Fils-Aime brutally beat the attendee about the head and face with a replica of Nintendo’s new NintendoDS product that was debuted at E3 this year. After the savage beating, Fils-Aime reportedly ripped the man’s nametag off of his shirt and ate it. As E3 security approached Fils-Aime in an attempt to apprehend the long-time Nintendo employee, Fils-Aime allegedly sprouted wings and flew over the heads of the conference attendees. Striking from above, Fils-Aime managed to defy the first law of thermodynamics and created a seemingly endless supply of energy as he shot beams of pure plasma from his mouth in a style akin to famous videogame heroine, Samus Aran. Fils-Aimes continued his assault for well over an hour, stopping briefly only to collect nametags of fallen conference attendees. The violence ended when the conference attendees were rushed into a “secure room†that Nintendo had put together on the show floor in the event that such an incident occurred. When questioned about the activities of his employee, Nintendo’s senior vice-president of Marketing and Sales, George Harrison began projecting a PowerPoint presentation onto a crumbling conference center wall that Fils-Aimes had kicked down in his fit of rage. The presentation included slides that indicated Nintendo’s new GameBoy Advance SP had outsold the Playstation 2 for the months of November and December of last year. As Fils-Aimes flew off into the hazy Los Angeles skyline, Microsoft’s Chief Vice President of the Xbox platform, J. Allard was questioned about the incident. “I’m not sure what happened…†Allard said through tears in the demolished West Hall of the Los Angeles convention center. “I was just trying to give a demonstration of the new Xbox Live Arcade to some magazine editors when I saw Reggie fly into the Microsoft booth and begin to smash Xboxes over his head. He came over to me and kept screaming ‘GIVE ME YOUR NAME! GIVE ME YOUR NAME! I’M HERE TO TAKE YOUR NAME!’ Then he beat up Muhammed Ali and put Ali’s nametag on this strange necklace that he was wearing. He said it gave him his power. .I was so terrified….†It is still unclear exactly how many perished in this awful event at the normally peaceful Electronics Entertainment Expo. One thing is certain however, and that is that nobody will ever question Nintendo’s authority again. He now even has his own message board over at IGN: http://boards.ign.com/The_Regg-olution!/b7707/ :smt040 I love you reggie rayer:
:smt043 That bunch of themed photoshopped pictures reminded me of that little kid who had one picture of him made into dozens of different pictures, each one of them based on a movie poster or things like that
I am glad there are billions of miles of internet (and a decent amount of physical space) seperating me from that scary man, especially with all the horrid things I've said about Nintendo. He looks like he should be sitting in the driver's seat of a van with black windows and a sign painted on it, "Free Candy." :smt117
I thought is style of delivery when I saw it was intresting to say the least. Could be a long lost relative http://www.thekrays.co.uk/ :smt023
Nintendo turns to the mafia to gain an advantage over Sony and MS. Before you know it, Bill Gates and Kutagari's legs will be broken and raise the prices of their products ten-fold and nintendo gets back on top. This topic is too funny.,
the coolest Muthafucka Reggie is the coolest muthafucka from any Pr firm in a very very very long time,the guy oozes class,Jeez if I was a bitch I would have to suck his cock man :smt040 :smt033 Long live the nintendo evolution with da muthfucking Reggielution!! rayer:
