P*ris Hilt*n has sex with three-hundred and sixty!!!

or made of plastic...

 

Aaaahhhhaaaa...

...Now we know what turned the plastic yellow on those damn consoles! :110:

 

LOL, I guess I'd better disinfect before I paint any of my yellow spares

 

beaten to the joke like a government mule.

 

That south-park episode where she sticks a pineapple up herself always gets to me. Maybe it's the drumroll as she performs the feat that makes me laugh my ass off. There is a drumroll, right? or is my mind playing tricks on me again?

I think, to properly screw Paris Hilton and not get some radioactive-mutant VD thing, a titanium condom has to be invented. Even that would be corroded, too.

 

Heh. In that episode, I also like the part where she gets stuck up Mr. Slave's ass and has to go on a "magical adventure" inside his digestive system, just like what Lemmi-winks had to go through about a few episodes back.

 

I think you are all misssing the point... sure she is skanky. But screwing her would be like screwing a pro! I mean, you cant get laid better than that!

 

Your penis would rot off, dude. As I was saying earlier, she's probably got some radioactive mutant VD, and you'd be disintegrated upon contact.

Plus... EW.

 

one word... loose

as stewie says in Family Guy "So, is there any tread left on the tires or at this point would it be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?"

 

:lol: :clap:

I love Family Guy!

 

I wonder how many post visits you got just from people seeing "Paris Hilton" and "Sex" in the title. Honestly though, what do people see in her? I don't care if she came to me naked bearing gifts of an Xbox 360 and a Gamecube, I still wouldn't have sex with her... I like being VD free.

[Edit] Maybe if you threw a PS3 in the mix there.... hmmm.... I guess we all have our price...

 

:lol: :lol: ray: :thumbsup:
One of the funniest things I read on this board for quite a while :dance:

 

If she was into some serious kinky stuff I would maybe consider it. But other than that I would rather fuck a garden hose.

 

i would rather my fuck snow board, 'cause it have more curves than That.