Paralyzed -> Spider bite -> Unparalyzed -> Beat wife -> Jail

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  1. graciano1337

    graciano1337 Milk Bar

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    Yakumo Pillar of the Community *****

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    Hahahaha, what a story. I shouldn't laugh but it just goes to show that you can't hide forever.

    Yakumo
     
  3. Parris

    Parris I'm only here to observe...

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    Strange combination. A boxer AND a dancer. He'll do a natty tango and punch you out. This has to be sectioned under 'one of those stories you read and don't believe'.
     
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    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    and science had nothing to do with it. well done spider!
     
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    retro Resigned from mod duty 15 March 2018

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    Hmm, most odd! So maybe there's something in their venom?

    I wish they'd been clearer on the arrest, though! What the hell happened there?! Maybe now he can finally walk upstairs he caught his wife with another man? :lol:
     
  6. graciano1337

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    i couldn't help but laugh either. when i first read the article, i didn't realize it had been updated. so the last line:

    "Blancarte's dreams may have to wait. He was arrested Friday (3/13) on an outstanding warrant stemming from a domestic abuse case."

    came out of nowhere and I lol'd hard.
     
  7. GodofHardcore

    GodofHardcore Paragon of the Forum *

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    Put his ass in punch out!
     
  8. ServiceGames

    ServiceGames Heretic Extraordinaire

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    headline should have read:

    "Real Life Peter Parker Beats Wife"
     
  9. GaijinPunch

    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    Didn't walk for 20 years, then was walking after 5 days? Last I checked, muscles couldn't do that.
     
  10. alphagamer

    alphagamer What is this? *BRRZZ*.. Ouch!

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    priceless

    interesting cure, though. maybe it evolves to a standard therapy lol
     
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