Quite possibly the most bizzare sexual deviant newstory ever

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  1. Hawanja

    Hawanja Ancient Deadly Ninja Baby

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    Hey guys, long time no see, been busy with my own forums and such. Anyway I seriously just had to share this with you guys:

    Read this

    You know, it's rare that I laugh out loud when reading a simple news story. I gotta quote some of the more rediculous parts for you guys:

    That's like if I brought a Gorilla into a fine China store, then refused to pay anything when it smashes up stuff. "I didn't break that, the GORILLA did!"

    The best part:

    A.... "Super Rabbit?" :lol:
     
  2. la-li-lu-le-lo

    la-li-lu-le-lo ラリルレロ

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    That's a pretty random law. Wouldn't this just count as destruction of private property?
     
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    madhatter256 Illustrious Member

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    retro Resigned from mod duty 15 March 2018

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    Hmm, the original article is down, but madhatter's was very good!

    I'll await the return of the Irish donkey site! That sounds too good to miss!
     
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    ccovell Resolute Member

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    Madhatter: Very very funny. I feel sorry for anyone when they start to cry, but that girl deserved it in trying to lay a trap. Hoisted on her own petard, as they say.
     
  7. Hawanja

    Hawanja Ancient Deadly Ninja Baby

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    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    I work with a guy that surfs Craigslist every day. He's always sending me links to 40 year old chicks with dicks and shit like that.
     
  9. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    As a matter of causation D could have been guilty of the damage as he was in control the donkey in the first place, legally.

    ;)
     
  10. PhantasyStar

    PhantasyStar Well Known Member

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    No better than you sending me links of stub f'ing.. :p
     
  11. Taucias

    Taucias Site Supporter 2014,2015

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    Wow. That guy really made an ass of himself eh? Bah-dom-tsh! :dance:
     
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    I literally laughed out loud :lol:
     
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    PhreQuencYViii Champion of the Forum

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    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    I did that out of love.

    Hawanja: Can we get a link to the original article?

    Never mind...found it. Jesus I wish someone would fix that.
     
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    PhreQuencYViii Champion of the Forum

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    Pictures of stub f'ing??
     
  16. Barc0de

    Barc0de Mythical Member from Time Immemorial

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    I guess that is a sexual position involving a man's amputated extremety entering a body cavity :p
     
  17. PhreQuencYViii

    PhreQuencYViii Champion of the Forum

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    WOW THATS EXCELLENT! Grosssssssss!
     
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    GaijinPunch Lemon Party Organizer and Promoter

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    Wow... that one is finally gone! I can't believe it. I got that from 2ch actually.

    No, the file I sent PhantasyStar was on useless junk recently. It's probably still on the front page, and is entitled "amputee porn" or something of the effect. It was actually a woman's leg, amputated a bit above the ankle. At least she wasn't sticking it up the man's ass.
     
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  20. Taucias

    Taucias Site Supporter 2014,2015

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    They really need an over 18's only sub-forum here. Especially if people are linking to pornography.
     
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